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  1. i just think it should be noted that any time you get to use the phrase "martha stewart would have an orgasm" is a WIN!!!about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @bostonmamas I take full credit for them. When my husband pushes a baby out of his ass, he can claim THAT one.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to bostonmamas
  3. Dude, I MADE this http://pic.gd/c53c96about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Hey, McNabb, good job making up for the NEGATIVE points you gave me. DO BETTER, asshat. #fantasyfootballabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @halushki It sounds romantic, we should make plansabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to halushki
  6. RT @AngelaAtHP: Chicago! VIP #HPwebprinter demo & free tix to Disney flick! Chance for prize. Sun 11/15 First 10 RSVPs: http://ow.ly/AyY1about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @halushki oh, BTW? i miss your face. Stop living so far awayabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to halushki
  8. do they make bean-o for cats?about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. @halushki 11yo loved it and would go back for more...but the little ones? not so much with the fun to see the cringingabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to halushki
  10. @IamChrisMann you have a forum now? You're all like Penthouse now. FANCY.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to IamChrisMann
  11. @michellew_ it's so intense and the ghosts are FREAKY!!!about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to michellew_
  12. @halushki @chickybaby MOAR JOKES <muffles self>about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @hockeymandad You'll have a lap full of daughters if you take them to see itabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to hockeymandad
  14. @chickybaby oh there is a joke in there <holding back><biting lip><CONTROLLING FINGERS>about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to chickybaby
  15. @Glennia it was AWESOME, I jumped about 1000 times, but my 5 and 8 yo's didn't enjoy quite as muchabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Glennia
  16. @pgoodness it's WAY far beyond Polar Expressabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to pgoodness
  17. @Glennia @halushki they disney'd it down a LOT less than I expected. Plus, the 3-d sort of puts the dead bodies IN YOUR FACE.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. The new Christmas Carol movie is tremendously cool, but not small child friendly. I now have a leg cramp from all the squirreling on my lapabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. @mooshinindy @chickybaby @babysteph Utah has a football team? I'm OBVIOUSLY not following the right peopleabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mooshinindy
  20. @VDog i would like to follow MrDogabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to VDog