anicheaniche
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Are you gay if you just like your own dick?
about 2 hours ago
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@ hold it under some bird who's gettin a visit from her aunt flo.
about 2 hours ago
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If a guy in India is named 'Backlund' he'd kill himself before he turns 11.
about 3 hours ago
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Witnesses say that the last thing Tiger Woods yelled before his car crashed was "FORE!!"
about 10 hours ago
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The makers of the movie "Paa" announced in a press release today that the complete name of the movie is in fact "Paa-thetic".
11:26 PM Nov 28th
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Karan Johar's new project is reportedly on bisexuality. It's titled "Kabhi Pussy Kabhi Bum".
10:02 PM Nov 28th
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@ Hey, as long as the Lord is happy with ur steps u got nothing to worry about :)
10:00 PM Nov 28th
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Grossed out by that shit song from Rocket Singh, "Pocket Mein Rocket Hain". Sounds like the sort of thing a perv in a crowded bus might say.
9:42 AM Nov 28th
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Euphemism for Slut = USB hub. (Up to 4 guys can plug in at the same time)
"She's a total USB Hub".
9:33 AM Nov 28th
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Next time a hot girl angers you, call her a 'Brazilian Wandering Spider'.Fact: If bitten by it, you get a painful erection that lasts hours.
12:06 AM Nov 28th
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One animal you'll never fuck doggy-style: A porcupine.
1:58 AM Nov 26th
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Has the Pope ever got an erection? If so, did he think it was the work of the devil? Or was he just feeling the Good Lord's presence?
9:57 AM Nov 25th
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If the guy who controls Elmo on Sesame Street jerks off while wearing the puppet on his hand, is he technically getting a blowjob from Elmo?
9:44 AM Nov 25th
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Wat ws the first man who tried bestiality thinking? Don't fancy tits, pussies or dicks. But that mammoth hs gt some major junk in its trunk.
3:14 AM Nov 25th
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In a press conference held today inside his Laboratory, Dexter confessed to having an incestuous relationship with his sister Dee Dee.
12:20 AM Nov 25th
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Obama reportedly played 'What's in your turban?' with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Obama was stunned when he found his dog Bo inside it.
10:00 PM Nov 24th
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The forensic results suggest that Professor Utonium repeatedly raped all three Powerpuff girls for over 9 years.
9:55 PM Nov 24th
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'What's in your turban?': A great party game amongst Sardarjis.
12:39 AM Nov 24th
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The Government wants to rape us in the mouth. The Opposition wants to rape us in the ass. Either way, we're fucked.
12:37 AM Nov 24th
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Has anyone else noticed the gerbil atop Harsha Bhogle's head?
12:25 AM Nov 24th
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