Get short, timely messages from Majestic Boner.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @angrygn0me.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow angrygn0me to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

angrygn0me

  1. Praying over the jesus candle, lolz @ Sidecar Bar & Grille instagr.am/p/LD9EhTO1BF/
  2. We.officially have two tvs and two xboxs. NERD POWER @ The Hollows instagr.am/p/LBsjk9O1LO/
  3. Dr. Pepper radio commercials make me want to cause human extinction.
  4. I bought fresh duck eggs on the side of the road when we got out of the river. nomm. instagr.am/p/K3Tb94O1AB/
  5. I could spend every day here. instagr.am/p/K3Q7_2O1Ot/
  6. Our jolly roger! River pirates instagr.am/p/K3QkEOu1Oc/
  7. Tuuuuuubing! instagr.am/p/K3QN05O1OM/
  8. Drinking a bottle of water during the expulsion of hangover shits kind of feels like you're pouring the water directly into the toilet.
  9. Playing Gene's Battleship drinking game @ The Hollows instagr.am/p/K086F9u1P9/
  10. @knightpire YOU KNOW YOU LOVE DEM GRANNY PANTIES
  11. Yes, it does. instagr.am/p/KvUmT2u1D7/
  12. Dogsitting. Hollis and Jax formed an uneasy truce, but the other two cats are pissed. @ The Hollows instagr.am/p/KtHxIYu1CQ/
  13. I miss my Furby. instagr.am/p/KspIqDO1Ey/
  14. Does he make you lust for bread? He makes me lust for something, all right. instagr.am/p/KsOSm9O1LL/
  15. One of my dad's pewter shot glasses from Germany. I want! @ Casa De Casas instagr.am/p/KlD6I4u1NC/
  16. "I heard if you stay a virgin.until you're 30, you become a wizard." Steve Keppler
  17. Fucking lol. I ran across the street with a beer in my hand just to photograph this instagr.am/p/Ki3Bbmu1LE/
  18. I draw my mood every week in our Friday meetings. instagr.am/p/Kf6rt6O1LS/
  19. 14 Steps That Will Evolve Your Views On Gay Marriage buzzfeed.com/mjs538/steps-t… via @BuzzFeed
  20. GRANNY PANTIES #SWAG #SWAG #SWAG