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  1. Is anyone else bored to death with baby farmers "Brangelina"? He's fucking pussy whipped, and that bitch is crazy. Trust. 03 13 23 33 36 3911:13 PM Jul 7th, 2008 from web
  2. You have years of growth and development in your future. Your ass is widening by the second. Maybe you shouldn't eat me. 08 13 18 26 34 4012:44 AM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
  3. Love is the only medicine for a broken heart-that or a couple of Percocet and a bottle of Strawberry Boone's Farm. Fun! 04 12 16 27 29 3511:19 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from web
  4. A career change is in your future. Try not to fuck up my order when I hit the drive-thru, okay? Two bar-b-q sauces! Two! 10 13 20 25 34 367:00 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
  5. You complete physical tasks with ease...& Don't try to add "IN BED" to this dumbass! It just means you're a fucking idiot. 05 15 19 24 30 3211:45 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from web
  6. Your talents are explosive and seemingly endless. You should swig some Pepto and stay in the house today. Spare others. 07 13 18 26 33 3812:32 PM Jun 22nd, 2008 from web
  7. Confucius Say, "Those who speak unkindly of others, may find themselves spoken unkindly about." What an opinionated dick. 02 03 19 27 38 404:02 PM Jun 20th, 2008 from web
  8. Those who know you, know you are real....real fucking boring. Get your ass out of the house and do something. Christ! 09 11 24 26 33 371:01 AM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
  9. Your philanthropic efforts in the community will returns many rewards-a case of crabs and a fresh STD. Easy there, Slutty. 05 09 17 28 33 357:32 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from web
  10. Many challenges are in your future. That means you may have to do some actual work this week, you lazy dip shit. 01 04 19 26 33 387:55 AM Jun 16th, 2008 from web
  11. A long lost friend will visit you soon. Bitch wants her $50 you still owe her. She's pissed & breakin' out the Vaseline. 03 08 14 21 31 3912:45 PM Jun 15th, 2008 from web
  12. Summer is here. Guess that means we have to see your pastey sun-deprived ass in a bikini. No great fortune for us. 02 08 12 19 30 373:48 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from web
  13. Absence makes the heart grow fonder...did you miss me bitches?! You know you did, I got you dickmatized. Betta reco'nize. 03 13 19 27 37 409:52 PM Jun 13th, 2008 from web
  14. You have a great fortune coming to you this year. Me! I'm back, bitches. You're in trouble. 01 03 09 30 32 439:36 AM Jan 3rd, 2008 from web
  15. You will be betrayed by a close friend. I told you that bitch is crazy. Watch ya back. 02 13 14 22 32 423:42 PM Dec 11th, 2007 from ThinCloud
  16. Love is the only medicine for a broken heart...That, or a bottle of Jack & a bag of Bar-B-Q Fritos. Eat up, sad one. 08 10 19 29 36 391:14 PM Dec 10th, 2007 from web
  17. That wasn't chicken you just ate. 11 21 26 32 37 419:23 PM Dec 9th, 2007 from web
  18. It takes more than a good memory to have good memories. Try not to act like a drunk slut at the party tonight. 01 04 20 27 33 393:20 PM Dec 8th, 2007 from web
  19. Love is blind. Those jeans you just bought are ill-fitting. They flatten your ass and separate the cheeks. Nasty. 11 15 22 25 30 355:02 PM Dec 7th, 2007 from web
  20. A new friendship will blossom unexpectedly. But, keep your eye on that bitch. She'll fuck your man and steal your shoes. 03 12 19 22 31 4410:40 AM Dec 7th, 2007 from web
  • Name Angry Fortune Cookie
  • Location PF Changs, bitches!
  • Bio Oh stop bitching. You know you want this.
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