Angry_Scientist
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There should be an antitrust lawsuit against Apple for its monopoly on Apple.
11:48 AM Jan 20th
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.@ *wondering if "hair jobs" come with happy endings*
11:59 AM Jan 9th
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.@ Shit! I didn't read all of that and already mailed you a roll of two ply.
9:11 AM Jan 6th
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"Your the best baby," emblazoned in soap on a car's rear window.
5:32 PM Dec 27th, 2011
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@ Well, if everyone else is doing it then its OK? Sometimes playing devils advocate just makes you look like a dumbass.
7:11 AM Oct 24th, 2011
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@ Because that's on par with some roided out dude talking about how women are too weak for a diet drink :P @
6:28 AM Oct 23rd, 2011
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Dr. Pepper 10, it's not for women. Are you fucking kidding me @? I'm a man and I'm offended. Keep your misogynistic shit off of TV.
6:04 PM Oct 22nd, 2011
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Nothing makes me laugh more than watching the Republican candidates try to out Jesus one another.
1:06 PM Oct 13th, 2011
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Sheeple, if electronic devices could down airplanes, the terrorists would have won...
3:32 PM Oct 10th, 2011
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Apple's stock is going to die tomorrow too.
5:24 PM Oct 5th, 2011
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Lay off Facebook. Zuckerberg is just proving that he's a job creator. SOMEONE has to code all those updates. Stop being so anti-American.
12:28 PM Sep 21st, 2011
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Thanks for the email Reed, I totally forgot I needed to cancel my streaming account too. @
10:09 AM Sep 19th, 2011
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Jesus was a socialist. '
7:26 AM Sep 19th, 2011
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LOL!! FB: "Really want to be able to fit into my size 2" Previous status: "Just got done eating a delicious burger from FIVE guys, yum!"
10:40 AM Aug 31st, 2011
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Heard someone say Steve Jobs was a Demigod, does this mean that we can expect an Apple fanboy rapture upon his death? *Crosses fingers*
9:42 AM Aug 25th, 2011
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@ Right, I don't even have shit, just anus.
12:29 PM Aug 19th, 2011
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in reply to modernscientist
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.@ What makes it worse is that it was a science text, "I know he's going to want data but I don't have anus."
10:43 AM Aug 19th, 2011
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Thanks autocorrect for assuming "anus" when I meant "any."
9:30 AM Aug 19th, 2011
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I have a "friend" on facebook who has "friended" a ton of porn stars and they keep showing up in my "People you may know" box.
7:47 AM Aug 10th, 2011
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@ I can only hope they do exactly that. It would save us time if they just bury themselves. Your avatar is making me hungry.
9:56 AM Aug 9th, 2011
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in reply to SpeakofResearch
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- Name Angry Scientist
- Location West Coast
- Web http://www.labspa...
- Bio Insane, habitually angry, working to cure disease while surrounded by incompetence.
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