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hotdogsladies
It's amazing to me that so many sedentary computer nerds are pumped to share their location. I get it: _you're seated and typing_. *Me too!*
11:53 AM July 15, 2008
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zeldman
"No problem" is the new "fuck you."
07:50 AM July 14, 2008
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Coudal
Note to self: Subtle humor, satire & irony often FAIL on chat and can lead to misunderstandings that no fucking smiley can fix.
02:57 PM July 10, 2008
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codinghorror
"Premature AJAXulation"
05:38 AM July 10, 2008
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lazycoder
You ever see recent pictures of old girlfriends/boyfriends and think "Man, I dodged THAT bullet"?
07:50 PM July 09, 2008
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faatMan
Is checking out 16Volt at the Black Cat
09:52 PM July 02, 2008
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jasonsantamaria
"Coca-Cola Zero is now following you on Twitter!" 'Bout damn time.
07:06 PM July 02, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If you're hungry enough to eat at Burger King, look deep into an employee's dead, black, doll-like eyes, and see if maybe that fills you up.
12:17 AM May 17, 2008
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duffbert
Lady complimented a guy in line ystrday on his shirt matching his eyes. I blurted out "Shirts come in bloodshot now?"
06:30 AM May 16, 2008
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t
OH: "I don't zone out, I just occasionally zone-in."
01:38 AM May 12, 2008
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meyerweb
The probiotic yogurt I tried this morning made me want to throw up in my mouth, but its taste made that entirely redundant.
07:59 AM April 17, 2008
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zeldman
Charlie don't text.
07:30 AM April 17, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Nice thing about a 2-year waiting list for a $7k purse is you can use the time to start sorting out exactly what the fuck is wrong with you.
08:02 PM April 15, 2008
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sushimonster
overheard: "Ships have lifeboats. Boats don't have lifeboats. They're already a boat."
04:06 PM April 14, 2008
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scastledine
I must have rediscovered $BorderColor in notes form dev at least 4 times in my career - I expect to have forgotten about it again next week
01:56 PM April 11, 2008
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lazycoder
"Kansas-Memphis was a lyrical, smooth, sprinting celebration of tall, fast people doing tall, fast things."
07:38 AM April 08, 2008
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hotdogsladies
What if I spent my $4K on *200* $8 hookers -- BUT I also buy each a pair of nunchucks and a Mountain Dew? Man, I could get some shit done.
07:01 AM March 13, 2008
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hotdogsladies
No one dies wishing they'd gone to TGIFriday's more often. Unless they'd been eating at Arby's a lot. Then, sure. Yep. Dying is complicated.
09:32 PM March 12, 2008
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codinghorror
wow, MSFT wasn't kidding when they said Windows Server 2k8 is a first class PHP host. Downside: leads to more PHP code in the world :(
10:38 PM March 09, 2008
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codinghorror
IRC, like real guitars, is for old people.
06:39 PM February 26, 2008
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