angelsdust
Man says to wife my olympic condoms have arrived I think i'll wear Gold 2nite Wife says Why dont U wear Silver & cum second 4 a fucking ...
| angelsdust What did the tornado say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts mother fucker this aint no ordinary blow job. |
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| angelsdust Being hyper on Excedrin's...is NOT fun! |
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| angelsdust 5 minutes ago...HAIL! Now...Sunshine. Welcome to Ohio! |
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| angelsdust A Blonde just texted me & asked, "What Does IDK stand for?" I said "I Dont Know" she said "0MG nobody does!" |
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| angelsdust I keep forgetting to Twitter! Will start twittering more often! Woo! |
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| angelsdust Sitting at Grinder's waiting for lunch. Mmmmmm! |
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| angelsdust A man is dying of CANCER & his son asks, "Dad why do u keep telling people ur dying of AIDS?" Dad replies, "so when i die nobody fucks ... ... |
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| angelsdust Good news, they're gonna start playing porn at the gas pump so u can watch somebody else get fucked while u are! |
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| angelsdust What did the left nut say 2 the right nut?? Look at this mother fucker in the middle tryin 2 act all hard...... |
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| angelsdust Just joined Weight Watchers. Maybe actually paying for the modivation will help! |
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| angelsdust I love that new Saving Jane song! I'm going to go download "Super Girl" |
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| angelsdust I'm stuck in front of my computer fixing these website of mine for most of the night. NEW LAYOUTS! Eeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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| angelsdust My laptop is temporarily broke! I must go in my corner and cry and wait for my recovery CD's to come in the mail. Or get a new one? |
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| angelsdust 9000 people are fucking right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are giving head and 1 lonely fucker is reading txt msgs. u poor thing. |
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| angelsdust I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. Scared the shit out of me! So thats it, after today no more fuckin reading!!! |
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| angelsdust Dr says 2 Roy: ur wife had triplets! Roy says im not surprised ive got a cock like a chimney! Dr says better get that fucker cleaned the ... ... |
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| angelsdust Goin out for my birthday night. Eeeeeeee! |
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| angelsdust Why did the blonde fuck a mexican? Because her teacher told her for extra credit she could do an essay. |
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| angelsdust Heard u got mugged last night & the mugger gave u 2 choices: give him ur cell phone or suck his dick. Well i see u still have ur cell phone |
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