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Man says to wife my olympic condoms have arrived I think i'll wear Gold 2nite Wife says Why dont U wear Silver & cum second 4 a fucking ...

angelsdust What did the tornado say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts mother fucker this aint no ordinary blow job.
angelsdust Being hyper on Excedrin's...is NOT fun!
angelsdust 5 minutes ago...HAIL! Now...Sunshine. Welcome to Ohio!
angelsdust A Blonde just texted me & asked, "What Does IDK stand for?" I said "I Dont Know" she said "0MG nobody does!"
angelsdust I keep forgetting to Twitter! Will start twittering more often! Woo!
angelsdust Sitting at Grinder's waiting for lunch. Mmmmmm!
angelsdust A man is dying of CANCER & his son asks, "Dad why do u keep telling people ur dying of AIDS?" Dad replies, "so when i die nobody fucks ... ...
angelsdust Good news, they're gonna start playing porn at the gas pump so u can watch somebody else get fucked while u are!
angelsdust What did the left nut say 2 the right nut?? Look at this mother fucker in the middle tryin 2 act all hard......
angelsdust Just joined Weight Watchers. Maybe actually paying for the modivation will help!
angelsdust I love that new Saving Jane song! I'm going to go download "Super Girl"
angelsdust I'm stuck in front of my computer fixing these website of mine for most of the night. NEW LAYOUTS! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
angelsdust My laptop is temporarily broke! I must go in my corner and cry and wait for my recovery CD's to come in the mail. Or get a new one?
angelsdust 9000 people are fucking right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are giving head and 1 lonely fucker is reading txt msgs. u poor thing.
angelsdust I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. Scared the shit out of me! So thats it, after today no more fuckin reading!!!
angelsdust Dr says 2 Roy: ur wife had triplets! Roy says im not surprised ive got a cock like a chimney! Dr says better get that fucker cleaned the ... ...
angelsdust Goin out for my birthday night. Eeeeeeee!
angelsdust Why did the blonde fuck a mexican? Because her teacher told her for extra credit she could do an essay.
angelsdust Heard u got mugged last night & the mugger gave u 2 choices: give him ur cell phone or suck his dick. Well i see u still have ur cell phone