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andytwood

  1. Did I just see Lars Ulrich in an ad for a movie about Hemingway? Was there a problem with people pirating copies of A Farewell to Arms? 9:32 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Just once in my life I want to hear a pundit say "This is a very unimportant election we have coming up. Really doesn't matter." 7:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @unfoRETTAble Are you interested in guesting on our science-based comedy podcast @probablyscience? 10:51 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @GirlGoneGoldbrg I'll hit her up shortly! 10:49 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GirlGoneGoldbrg
  5. When I see a mime doing the “stuck in a box" thing, I like to stand behind them & do voiceover: “Talk to the hand! Talk to the other hand!” 12:39 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  6. I want to be a hype man for a performer with low self-esteem: “It doesn’t matter how hard you clap for this guy! He’s only gonna hear boos!” 6:40 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  7. It breaks my heart that Led Zeppelin II has passed. Now I'll never get to meet the coolest man who ever lived: slate.me/JrbWBt 2:08 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I just looked directly at the eclipse for like seven minutes straight. Is that ok? Also, is my new helper monkey spelling this correctly? 7:10 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I've kept Taco Bell sauce packets in my car since I heard about that guy who lived off them. Today I realized I could just keep food there. 1:36 PM May 20th via TweetDeck
  10. Avengers spoiler alert: Captain America's superpower is management. #supervision 5:43 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Did Mad Men save on costuming by giving Betty Peggy's prosthetic double chin from Season 1? 11:09 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. #FF The Soft Mouth Gang: @mattknudsen @julezmac @daxjordan @seanoconnz @timmyisanerd @sambrown42069 1:16 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
  13. @GWFPodcast @Apey Watching that clip also just made me realize that if they ever remake Night Court, @brodyismefriend needs to play Bull. 12:34 AM May 18th via web
  14. I just created a new dad saying: "You can't nickel-and-dime a good time." I feel really good about this one, you guys. Spread it around. 3:19 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Due to the events of the last two days, I'm compelled to pitch a reality show to TLC titled "Hippie Houseguest." Alternate: "Chakra & Awe." 9:22 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. This week's @probablyscience with @blainecapatch is a good 'un -- have a listen: bit.ly/JhDZRT 1:56 PM May 15th via TweetDeck
  17. Sure I watch the show, but sometimes I worry I'm not *really* keeping up with the Kardashians. 10:58 AM May 15th via TweetDeck
  • Name Andy Wood
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://probablysc...
  • Bio Comedian, co-host of @ProbablyScience, co-founder of @Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Andy Dick has described me as a ''fun-killer.''
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