andytoots
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True Blood! Quiet, please.
about 1 hour ago
from Echofon
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@ I genuinely didn't mean that at all like it sounded! Sorry!
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to ECL51
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@ A complimentary bottle of vodka from Time Out?! I might stay in the a bit longer to see if I get sent any free alcohol!
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to colbyrne
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@ Oh well. The thought was sort of there. You have flowers! (You can arrange them in a vase while your boyfriend watches Top Gear!)
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to ECL51
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@ Sorry to hear about your rubbish day. Mine ended OK, but yours ended in fine style: flowers! Lucky girl! Hope it cheered you up.
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to ECL51
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@ I've just noticed the change of photo. You're only an eye mask away from looking like the world's first superhero paedophile.
about 5 hours ago
from web
in reply to dancingwombat
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@ Please give Grandma Payne my best.
about 5 hours ago
from web
in reply to richpayne88
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@ That's the spirit, Gem! Keep me posted about the Isis Xmas drinks (unless they've already happened and I wasn't invited...)
about 6 hours ago
from web
in reply to razzledazzle22
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Absolutely brilliant series of e-mails! Made me laugh a lot... (via @)
about 6 hours ago
from web
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@ I do hope you're not looking through your cupboards for bottles of Strychnine...
about 6 hours ago
from web
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I genuinely can't remember opening my bottle of water. But it *has* been opened. Do people still use strychnine to poison people these days?
about 7 hours ago
from web
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@ Yep. And crackers...and a Santa with a military-themed sack of goodies. I shall sign you up for 'paintballing' immediately.
about 7 hours ago
from web
in reply to willowfieldgirl
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@ Does your version of paintballing involve a camouflage fleece robe, a glass of mulled wine, a chair and some binoculars?
about 7 hours ago
from web
in reply to willowfieldgirl
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@ If you're having a bad day, we won't turn you away. (New slogan, which I'm getting printed onto t-shirts.)
about 7 hours ago
from web
in reply to ToffeegirlUK
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@ I have a paintballing voucher for four! Let's go!
about 7 hours ago
from web
in reply to willowfieldgirl
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@ Keep Twitter open at work (your boss will never know!)… (via @ and @)
about 8 hours ago
from web
in reply to ToffeegirlUK
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@ It sounds like your annual membership to the the is automatically renewed, annually, until death.
about 8 hours ago
from web
in reply to colbyrne
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@ I have an exclusive day pass to the . I suppose it does what it says on the tin.
about 8 hours ago
from web
in reply to colbyrne
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With thanks to @, this brought a smile to my face...then laughter...then tears.
about 8 hours ago
from web
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@ By the way, your tweets have made me laugh this afternoon (as usual). xx
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to Klarryboo
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- Name Andy Tootell
- Location Stratford-upon-Avon
- Web http://andytoots....
- Bio Blogger, former television shark character and occasional misanthrope.
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