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Pub garden or watching crappy lower league football with hardly any crowds this weekend? Pub garden it is.#swfc about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
TNLUK RT to win: I would LOVE a pair of the hottest VIP #OlympicTickets in town - the 100m Men's Final! #Instants about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by andypars and 4791 others
I'm proud to be British. But why oh why do we moan its too cold for nine months and complain its too warm for the other three? #fickle about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
JKxZ .@ESPN_US_Soccer So @SeppBlatter is suggesting lies and deceit should be used as an alternative to penalty shootouts? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ESPN_US_Soccer Retweeted by andypars and 3 others
@andygeog now you have understood me in 140 characters or less. Leg end! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to andygeog
andygeog @andypars back to you. #ff if you like SWFC, Pearl Jam and like anger directed at boy bands and/or the London Underground. about 6 hours ago via txt Retweeted by andypars
Fucking TFL signal failure on Piccadilly line turns 30min trip to hour. 3rd major deficiency in 3 days. Bring on Olympic chaos. @TF_FAIL about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@shazcucky44 no worries about 6 hours ago via web in reply to shazcucky44
#ff also to @chris_brookes @andygeog (MUFC) @NathanH79 (SUFC) @Banterclause @BritPen @Beastie_ @dom_stevenson @JohnHiley @SouthernOwl about 6 hours ago via web
#ff to owls @broomowl @buhonisimo @hugh_wragg @actualdancrosby @rawkinrich @swfcstu @shazcucky44 @London_Calling_ @walkers1867 about 6 hours ago via web
@Kabbeetweets when will it be added? Should I wait a week? Its way too much of a faff to do 2 seperate bookings and 2 seperate payments. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Kabbeetweets
@Kabbeetweets no worries thanks. I will try and see what it is for 2 trips. Think you should work out how to make return trips easier. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Kabbeetweets
@Kabbeetweets ok well I have paid now. Is there any way to split the booking or you cancel it your end as I don't want to be charged twice. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Kabbeetweets
@Kabbeetweets cool just booked now. I put all my flight numbers and dates in the notes system. I will call GLC to confirm. Thank you! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Kabbeetweets
@Kabbeetweets if I want to make a booking with you from home to LTN airport and back, do I have to make 2 seperate bookings or just 1? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Timmy_A a club of uniteds size shouldn't have 12k left. Times like these when fans come out of woodwork. Good idea on train tho. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Timmy_A
@Timmy_A did you wear these underpants v Wolves, Burnley and Palace? Why Warwick dude? You also know, you can pay on gate? That's unreal. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Timmy_A
@Timmy_A I don't want to be in that list at all!!!!! How are preparations going for tomorrow? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Timmy_A
@Timmy_A I like the fact because I'm different (and better) I get my own space in this hallowed message. And for that kind sir, I thank you! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Timmy_A
@Jarv1178 plus Kirkland has just signed for us so he's no longer a 'Prem' keeper. What about Joe Lewis? He's played loads for club and U21. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Jarv1178

Name Andy Parsons
Location London living Sheffielder!
Bio LIKES: My lovely lady, Loud rock music, #SWFC, #NHL, Travel, Beer, Photography HATES: Reality TV, Celebrity obsession, Being skint, Teams ending in 'United'