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  1. drunk cross dressing toddler steals naighbors christmas presents - http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html
  2. @_ABBY_elizabeth Dear, did you sleep on a folded ear again?
  3. Major pet peeve: when someone takes charge on something youre fully capable of doing on your own then says you're welcome right after :#
  4. Just got passed by a tesla electric roadster on the freeway in SF - a nice thing to see.
  5. WTF IS THIS!? http://post.ly/FHWY
  6. @ActionRick Oof! Zing!
  7. @ActionRick only time will can heal these wounds now rick — only time. ;)
  8. @ActionRick i miss you too rick... oh wait... shoot.
  9. Never Shout Never frustrates me on so many levels it's impressive.
  10. just found a contender to R. kelly's "pregnant" - well thats a stretch but its still great, chorus at 1:55 http://bit.ly/8Nnp9d
  11. @DxPxG I know how that goes! More power to ya brother!
  12. little bit o' whiskey on the rocks after a long day slingin' trees.
  13. last one - http://youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/blog3/ - art theft
  14. drinking coffee from a freedom is not free mug
  15. waiting to go to work, the maury show is on tv - the guy cheated on his wife with her mom! rough!
  16. @DylanChase haha, boat loads.
  17. Got 3 dollars and a ''good job'' butt pat by an old asian man today after i tied his christmas tree onto his car...
  18. how is that musical performance has gone from this -> http://bit.ly/IxchX to this --> http://bit.ly/dm3IZ — not saying either one is good...
  19. RT @martialryan: Lickin my finger and flicking the ol bean.. The LL bean catalog that is.
  20. I should be sleeping but instead I've got j. Tillman in my ears and nice thoughts in my brain. I have peace, if not for just a moment.