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AndyMilonakis

  1. oooh i just thought of a sick rap video. Who has a jewelry store with millions of dollars worth of shit that I can use?
  2. @wileywiggins I win
  3. Parappa The Rapper spittin parables that are incomparable, yours are unbearable, my twin techs'll hit you harder than a pair of bulls
  4. I'm on that Indie shit, bitch I got my Indy whip red dot on your head like a Bindi chick, My scope will ice out ya mouth like a minty stick
  5. WOOO, Can't Wait for this. If you're in LA you should roll youtube.com/watch?v=gUo7sK… @kingofthedot
  6. I Was Never President youtube.com/watch?v=lTrnIA…
  7. ME USED TO BE CRAZIER ME GONNA BE CRAZY AGAIN OK? youtube.com/watch?v=Fjjdh8…
  8. Check out this long ass Gawker interview with @RiFFRaFF_SODMG gawker.com/5912835/riff-r…
  9. @Amandateixeirra @amieeleex3 How dare you, I'm going to put you both in a choke hold
  10. Can I wear this to a funeral? vurfingthesoid.tumblr.com/post/228316307…
  11. Groups of drunk girls are never annoying
  12. High Waisted Jeans < High Wasted Genes
  13. @MollyRingwald Hi gangster, how are you living?
  14. I don't care how much success or money is involved, I'll never stay in my lane....I'll never enjoy it if I have to give up my sense of self
  15. @ashleygomila yeah i think so
  16. @ashleygomila hola mami, let's hang this weekend if you're around
  17. I taught my Roomba how to Mombo and now the dance floor is looking cleaner
  18. *Hood bitch voice* "Oh noooo she didn't talk about Billy Crystal like dat"