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andymcnab

  1. @Bridgerectifier Six. 12:59 PM Mar 14th, 2011 via Echofon in reply to Bridgerectifier
  2. @kimbo1605 Fine. Enjoy his inferior spawn. 7:41 AM Mar 14th, 2011 via Echofon in reply to TwinOfAlivicki
  3. Unlike Chris Ryan, I have a patent pending on my seminal fluid. 7:05 AM Mar 14th, 2011 via Echofon
  4. It takes four cans of silly string to neutralise a terrorist. Two more to draw a realistic penis on the floor next to him. 7:30 AM Mar 9th, 2011 via Echofon
  5. @devmoran Hi Dev. Thanks very much. Although, I’m sorry to see you’ve been shot in the ear. 6:26 AM Mar 7th, 2011 via Echofon in reply to devmoran
  6. @kimbo1605 It takes a long time to dig a tunnel network under the whole world. 5:43 AM Mar 7th, 2011 via web in reply to TwinOfAlivicki
  7. Re: Hague’s ROFLcopter. I did ask if he wanted to use the tunnel network I’ve burrowed under the world. Ipswich to anywhere, Willy. 5:36 AM Mar 7th, 2011 via web
  8. Lots of suggestive DMs this morning. Well, another way to have better sex for longer is to wear a hazmat suit. Threat helps 1:06 AM Feb 26th, 2010 via Echofon
  9. @rossphillips They're right good at fancy dress though 5:07 AM Feb 25th, 2010 via Echofon in reply to rossphillips
  10. Mossad always did miss the point of knock-a-door-run. 12:38 AM Feb 25th, 2010 via Echofon
  11. Going for a haircut. I'm taking a copy of Famous British Castles to inspire my barber. No fringe, no dye, just battlements 1:20 AM Feb 5th, 2010 via Echofon
  12. Wife’s birthday. She thinks I’m taking her to a Little Chef on the M4, but I’ve arranged to have her kidnapped. She adores the rescue sex 2:27 AM Jan 20th, 2010 via Echofon
  13. Writing a script treatment. CERN scientist makes love to LHC and births COLLIDER-MAN. He sparks and can only move in circles 5:40 AM Dec 15th, 2009 via Echofon
  14. I take tuna intravenously. You don’t get four biceps any other way 5:10 AM Dec 15th, 2009 via Echofon
  15. @kevinmcm19 That's just a body double. Don't fret 4:25 AM Dec 11th, 2009 via Echofon in reply to kevinmcm19
  16. Explaining to the insurance company why I was pulling J-turns with a caravan in tow 3:23 AM Dec 11th, 2009 via Echofon
  17. @rossphillips I think he has an SA-80 in Duplo 3:43 AM Dec 10th, 2009 via Echofon in reply to rossphillips
  18. @project_65 I think he was looking more at 80s action movie staples, like Russian ultra-communists. They're a bit older and more pliable 3:42 AM Dec 10th, 2009 via Echofon in reply to VETERANSCHARITY
  19. Eldest wants a pet terrorist. I said, kiddo, you just can’t tame them. He smiled and showed me a Lego anti-personnel mine. 3:00 AM Dec 10th, 2009 via Echofon
  20. @DjWaxOn Kenny G drowning 9:23 AM Dec 9th, 2009 via web in reply to DjWaxOn
  • Name Andy McNab
  • Location I can see you
  • Bio Novelist, ex-SAS hero, popular silhouette and house-husband
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