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andymcmuck

@LeanneeMcDonald depends on the car, rule of thumb is anything over 10 yrs old without a private reg 4 sentimental reasons isn't acceptable 28 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeanneeMcDonald
@LeanneeMcDonald just looked bad when I read back my timeline! #chateauxpapedefneuf 30 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeanneeMcDonald
@LeanneeMcDonald unless they have a cool car with day lights, but big shining lights is a no no 33 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeanneeMcDonald
@andymcmuck @leanneemcdonald not you like I mean drivers with lights during day #drunkencorrections ftw 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andymcmuck
@LeanneeMcDonald pisses me off no end ffs 39 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeanneeMcDonald
@SkyGraemeBailey sake Graeme, he's a Nufc player. Change your sources about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SkyGraemeBailey
Wallsend ftw amazon place to be about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
@RobComProperty what are the rates? They are getting dropped! Golden opportunity for letting business to get involved with an empire! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RobComProperty
@dembabafoot retweeting my main man 16 goals since Ramadam! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dembabafoot
StellaJase #ff @weldy1980 @Hollyberryboo @andymcmuck @Capt_Fishpaste @dairyleasue @nufcmichelle about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by andymcmuck
I cannot tolerate incompetence in business. It is apparent that initiative cannot be taught in any walk of life. Faith in humanity shrinking about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
For those keyping track of the EPLL another game another goal for no.23 about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
The Heskey to #Safc story gathers pace with each hour that passes 3:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@Matthew_Parkman @olipricebates @Transfer_Scout word is that Barnetto has been staying in Jesmond Dene House for approx 2yrs waiting on Nufc 2:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Matthew_Parkman
@Wyeotter shall be interesting - embarrassed that there have been viewings going on in what was essentially a fly tipping site! 2:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Wyeotter
Looking forwards to tomorrows communication with Rook Matthews Sayer when I request a full refund on almost a years property management fees 1:58 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
My Mackem friends at work are shit scared at the prospect of Heskey signing - got some decent mileage out of that breaking news! #Nufc #ftm 9:54 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Was borderline turtling at the 0.06mbps broadband when standing right next to the wireless N POC - 37.5mbps through Ethernet tho - FFS Sleep 4:32 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
Before I depart I would like to thank the Asswad with powerful wireless router who chose same channel as me the day I pull dsl apart 4:31 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@whiskycycle fap, fap, fap - still got work gear on been grafting since 5pm, starts again tomorrow 6am - FFS 4:23 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to whiskycycle