Andy

Andy

@andylaub Wausau / Wisconsin
I make websites.
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I hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way I think it octopus.
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@ shit just got real up in here.
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@ then again, that would be too logical, plus it's still Motorola so the hardware would suck.
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@ Google could turn Moto into their own personal Nexus lineup and show people how Android devices *should* be.
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Sad that I have to ship a return to @ even though their warehouse is across town from me.
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@ isn't that the dumbest thing ever?
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Wow, Microsoft, awesome:
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I'm kind of going through a thing now where I like Android and British Quiz Shows. It's unclear whether the two are related.
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@ I like how this is a thing now.
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@ @ what about human cannonballs?
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@ @ also: trebuchets.
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@ @ fairies would be faster but ferries would arguably be more realistic.
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@ I'm glad they want to do something with the space, although this initial plan seems a little far-fetched.
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@ they pay him in rings.
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I wrote a thing: Robot in the house
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If the controller disconnects due to inactivity, it might be a sign to up the scrolling speed on the credits for your game city
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I made this for Wisconsin:
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The original iPhone was announced 5 years ago.
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@ "this really, really hurts. I'm going to need some ice cream."
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@ "he's not Judge Judy and executioner!"