I hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way I think it octopus.

@MissDolly87 shit just got real up in here.

@davidmccrindle then again, that would be too logical, plus it's still Motorola so the hardware would suck.

@davidmccrindle Google could turn Moto into their own personal Nexus lineup and show people how Android devices *should* be.

Sad that I have to ship a return to @ccs_skate even though their warehouse is across town from me.

@dexhandle isn't that the dumbest thing ever?

Wow, Microsoft, awesome: theatlantic.com/technology/pri…

I'm kind of going through a thing now where I like Android and British Quiz Shows. It's unclear whether the two are related.

@camerondaigle I like how this is a thing now.

@robertmentzer @laurascud what about human cannonballs?

@LauraScud @robertmentzer also: trebuchets.

@LauraScud @robertmentzer fairies would be faster but ferries would arguably be more realistic.

@robertmentzer I'm glad they want to do something with the space, although this initial plan seems a little far-fetched.

@dexhandle they pay him in rings.

I wrote a thing: Robot in the house andylaub.com/2012/01/15/rob…

If the controller disconnects due to inactivity, it might be a sign to up the scrolling speed on the credits for your game #arkham city

I made this for Wisconsin: i.qkme.me/35oms7.jpg

The original iPhone was announced 5 years ago.

@MissDolly87 "this really, really hurts. I'm going to need some ice cream."

@MissDolly87 "he's not Judge Judy and executioner!"