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andykleinman

TripAdvisor reviews make me want to murder people. "The buffet wasn't 5 Stars. They didn't have baked beans for breakfast". What? Fuck off. 6 minutes ago via web
zynga C-O-N-G-R-A-T-S to the happy couple who met through WWF! “@WordsWFriends Couple Marries” via @HuffingtonPost zynga.tm/3oQ 21 minutes ago via web Retweeted by andykleinman and 3 others
I have officially joined @RadicalStudios as SVP of Business. Please follow and learn more at radicalstudios.com. about 3 hours ago via web
PandoDaily SurfAir's 1st Round of Funding "Oversubscribed," Jumps to Nearly $14m pandodaily.com/2012/05/24/sur… via @kymbee about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by andykleinman and 5 others
Cocksucker cop with RADAR on Fountain just before La Cienega. Be warned. It's 8am on. Friday before Holiday weekend. Fuckers. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I don't care if it's the Celtics or the Sixers. If we play like the last 2 games, nobody can beat the Heat! Let's go! about 16 hours ago via web
@arrington broken link. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to arrington
MiamiHeraldHeat D-Wade was rock'n some podium-pink pants tonight. You can do that when you score 41 pts on 17 of 25 shooting. Heat 105, Pacers 93 about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by andykleinman and 13 others
@mattbilinsky Indiana took advantage of some poor performances and the insecurities of losing Bosh, but they never had a chance. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattbilinsky
We're going to the East Finals! Half way there! #LetsGoHeat about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@mattbilinsky when both Wade and LeBron play like this, there is nothing anyone can do. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattbilinsky
To the doubters, the haters and the ones who've lost faith. @DwyaneWade is back to his old self. 39 points and killing Indiana 1 on 5. about 18 hours ago via web
Wade with 26 points at the half. about 20 hours ago via web
Most of the idiots in that Arena would give away their mother to have Wade playing for their team. about 20 hours ago via web
I would give anything to see Zo on that court again. He can take over for Haslem. #LetsGoHeat about 20 hours ago via web
@MiamiHeraldHeat Mike Miller is not far behind. about 20 hours ago via web
MiamiHeraldHeat Wade is hotter than Tannehill's wife right now. 9 of 12, 18 pts. about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by andykleinman and 15 others
10-0 run for the Heat to start the 2nd quarter. #LetsGoHeat about 20 hours ago via web
Why does Hansbrough always look like he is about to get a colonoscopy? about 20 hours ago via web
If you thought Taco Bell couldn't get even more repulsive, you haven't seen their new Nacho Burrito commercial. about 21 hours ago via web