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andykindcomedy

  1. A spare 5 minutes, a hose pipe and a cat. #hahaha 5:13 AM May 24th via web
  2. @LordGarethKing Er, no, sorry! I'll try to keep you posted, man! 5:13 AM May 24th via web in reply to LordGarethKing
  3. @LordGarethKing Would be great to have you along, mate! 6:37 AM May 21st via web in reply to LordGarethKing
  4. If you were a Nirvana fan in the 90's and you are now really fat, you can probably wear the same clothes, only now they'll fit perfectly. 2:44 AM May 10th via Mobile Web
  5. Groupon email this morning: Sardinia £169. I've bought it. I've always wanted a bit of land. 2:42 AM May 10th via Mobile Web
  6. Just bought some old rope. It was surprisingly expensive. 1:30 AM May 9th via Mobile Web
  7. You should all check out the work of @harrybakerpoet. Very, very funny. 2:53 AM Apr 30th via web
  8. @GMogaji @MedwayFamilyMFC Twas a pleasure! Thanks so much for coming!! 12:26 AM Apr 30th via web in reply to GMogaji
  9. Watch out, Steve McQueen: Barbed Wire! ######### (how do you do a motorbike?) 1:54 AM Apr 27th via web
  10. Off to Medway from Manchester. It's the same distance as Medway to Brussels. #beingacomedian 1:52 AM Apr 27th via web
  11. @embennett82 15th June 1:28 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to embennett82
  12. @embennett82 Thanks so much!!! 9:20 AM Apr 26th via web in reply to embennett82
  13. @mullone You are no longer my hero, Mullone. That's it now. ps. Please do another writing tapestry/article soon. 7:50 AM Apr 26th via web in reply to mullone
  14. Note to idiots: If I talk about our due date and you mention Rosh Hashanah or Richard Schiff, I will look at you in silence, then turn away. 7:34 AM Apr 26th via web
  15. @Mankauf Hey man. How is the comedy going? x 2:43 AM Apr 26th via web
  16. @roberttheDJT Cheers bro. Tell your friends! 2:41 AM Apr 26th via web in reply to roberttheDJT
  17. @elliottrowe2010 Nothing in the diary mate, but stay tuned!! 2:41 AM Apr 26th via web in reply to elliottrowe2010
  18. @tsimmonds thanks mate! I love you, too. I just beat Burnley. 2:45 AM Apr 25th via Mobile Web in reply to tsimmonds
  19. @NickWelford thanks mate! Tell your friends. ;) 11:43 PM Apr 17th via Mobile Web in reply to NickWelford