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@jimmycarr A chip shop called "The Cod Father"? So you've been to sunny St. Neots (the one in Cambridgeshire) then?about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jimmycarr
@leeprobert HTC Hero FTW! Or more you could wait for the Samsung I7500 http://bit.ly/HH63X or the SonyEricsson "Rachael" http://bit.ly/7ddNQabout 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to leeprobert
@janeenfield I'm not sure whether that petpeek window is genius or utterly bonkers!about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to janeenfield
Bloody hell - @AlanCarr is apparently 69% hetero! I always thought it was an act for TV... http://www.stockholmpride.o...about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Apparently I'm only 58% hetero - http://www.stockholmpride.o... - that's only 2% less gay than @stephenfry and he's a gayer!about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Really going to be reading food labels a lot more closely after that BBC doco. Have worked in the food industry so have no illusions though.about 18 hours ago from Gravity
Apparently cats manipulate their human owners - http://bit.ly/1Zayb - and every cat owner in the world responds with "Well, obviously. Duh!"6:15 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
I want Giles Coren's job. I want to be paid to eat to the point of collapse, drink like a fish, and generally arse about.1:35 PM Jul 13th from Gravity
@Shealan Found a winning lottery ticket in your back pocket? ;-)9:04 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to Shealan
Surely a company that rises to prominence in a competitive new market has done well? Google has yet to start a war, so they're not all bad.7:31 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
Apparently SEO needs regulating http://bit.ly/HJld5 . Nonsense. Google just needs some competition - they got where they are by being better7:30 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
Note to self: cheap red wine is cheap for a reason, and that reason is generally "because it's shit". Oops. Don't drink the cooking wine...3:07 PM Jul 11th from Gravity
Watching Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow from Brighton and am dismayed that noone has mentioned homosexuality for 25 minutes. Avoidance?2:10 PM Jul 11th from Gravity
Drinking a can of Dandelion & Burdock and eating some Niknaks - I feel so very English right now!8:28 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Getting pissed of with Firebug 1.4.0b4 in Firefox 3.5 - remember the firebug state on a per-tab basis, you $#@!&%ing $#!tbag. Upgrade FAIL!6:28 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
jQuery doesn't seem to want to slideUp() elements within a currently hidden node. It's back to the explicit hide() instead then #jquery5:36 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Maps of UK mobile 3G coverage released - interesting to see the potential coverage for the hyped future of mobile apps http://bit.ly/2A5zC35:32 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Cricket is the ultimate in eccentric british sporting tedium and should have been got rid of along with slavery, Berni Inns, and smallpox.4:39 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
It should be noted that my earlier tweet about summer testing me was in reference to things that annoy me or that I want to go away.4:37 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Currently deafening myself with "The Who". I blame CSI...4:36 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie

Name Andy Hawkes
Location St Neots
Web http://www.andyha...
Bio I build websites, tinker with technology, ride a motorbike, shoot people with Airsoft guns, occasionaly brew beer, and moan about stuff that sucks.