andydixon
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@ who, may I ask?
36 minutes ago
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to auxbuss
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A Good Wife who is asleep on the sun lounger will see the funny side of him pouring a bucket of ice cold water over her.
about 8 hours ago
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Got £164 for my knackered car. No car now for a while.
42 minutes ago
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
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@ think you left the tap on this morning.
44 minutes ago
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to sparkly_alice
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Eff Eff Ess.
11:37 AM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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@ he probable ate the previous bearers liver with a nice chianti..
11:37 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to nunuboogie
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@ that's what she said.. Got to sort a train pass this weekend :(
11:37 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to auxbuss
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@ is he going to burn down Worcester? Is looks confused.
11:32 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to nunuboogie
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So there is a god. Two cars scrapped in 2 months. Chance can't be this fucked up.
11:22 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
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@ also I have had a free courtesy car for a week...
11:19 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to auxbuss
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@ tracksuited people with fire stick. It's something the nazis invented. It's not that important.
11:06 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to nunuboogie
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@ I proper knackered it..
11:04 AM May 24th
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from Malvern Hills, Worcestershire
in reply to auxbuss
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Need a car, pretty damn quickly! Head gasket has gone, £600 to repair. Grr
8:08 AM May 24th
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@ possibly.. You may be able to drive on the road if you look completely retarded.. Replace motor with a motorbike engine..?
2:39 AM May 24th
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in reply to nunuboogie
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@ Cant you get one of those things that mobility scooters have? Makes them look a bit like the popemobile
2:23 AM May 24th
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in reply to nunuboogie
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RT @: For a public psych ward, Starbucks has pretty good coffee.
9:20 AM May 23rd
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I'm hotter than a swedish girl in a sauna. Time to get the aircon out of storage.
9:10 AM May 23rd
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Malvern is going to ground to a halt as some person carries a fire stick through the town on Friday. Ooh. A Nazi legacy lives on.
5:17 AM May 23rd
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@ If I wanted to see someone in a tracksuit with a burning stick running down a high street, I'd gone to the London riots :/
5:14 AM May 23rd
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Hey @ please answer me. Tell me why my feed is now 2 days old. I delete the app. I'll want my money back for paying for no ads. Answer
2:52 PM May 22nd
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- Name Andy Dixon
- Location Malvern, Worcestershire, UK
- Web http://www.kerrup...
- Bio Loves Tor. Hates capitalism, uk.gov, religion. Miserable bastard, and recipient of sporadic gas problems.
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