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If only real life was like this... youtube.com/watch?v=HenyeG… 7:26 PM May 24th via YouTube on iOS
crl_fitzpatrick 2008 Presidential Election votes: 131.3 million. 2012 American Idol finale votes: 132 million. Priorities problem? #thesethingsmatter 7:24 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by andycollins309 and 21 others
shanselman The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one. 8:30 PM May 8th via Tweetlogix Retweeted by andycollins309 and 1448 others
seanwalker16 If the natural world issued 504 plans, we would still be unicellular. 7:02 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by andycollins309 and 1 other
Students are studying a famous US person. Josiah Bartlett (1729-1795) was an option, but not chosen. @Pres_Bartlet would be disappointed. 10:39 AM Apr 30th via Echofon
I've been catching up on @nbc30rock, but now that I'm following @Pres_Bartlet, I've got the urge to watch The West Wing again. 3:48 PM Apr 29th via Echofon
MensHumor I wonder if you scroll so far back on Facebook's Timeline that you end up back over on MySpace. 2:30 PM Apr 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by andycollins309 and 2821 others
DeathStarPR BREAKING: North Korea's rocket has failed. Farm boy in X-Wing spotted fleeing scene. #StarWars 5:07 PM Apr 12th via web Retweeted by andycollins309 and 1134 others
DepressedDarth Be careful North Korea, Alderaan was known for testing rockets too. 4:51 PM Apr 12th via web Retweeted by andycollins309 and 341 others
DepressedDarth Well this is awkward twitter.com/DepressedDarth… 4:46 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by andycollins309 and 559 others
roguetortoise I wasn't infected with the Flashback Trojan. I am the 99%. 1:05 PM Apr 5th via web Retweeted by andycollins309
@A_King309 >:-0 9:29 AM Apr 4th via Echofon in reply to A_King309
Teaching 4th grade "simple machines in the real world" today. Aka explaining how to build a COPE course using the pics I took this weekend. 7:24 AM Apr 3rd via Echofon
@AndyC309 I've been saying the same thing for months. 2:07 PM Mar 28th via Echofon in reply to AndyC309
12 days until April vacation, and 12 Saturdays until @campwanocksett opens to staff. Both of these can't possibly come soon enough. 5:21 PM Mar 27th via Echofon
Nothing like sitting on the back porch of the CD @campwanocksett watching the sun set with the sound of birds in the background. 3:24 PM Mar 23rd via Echofon
Someone near the school is burning brush today. With all the windows open in the classrooms, it smells like @campwanocksett here. Love it! 6:12 AM Mar 21st via Echofon
Larry_Jacobson The U.S. is going to release data from the 1940 census. It'll be nice to hear something from 1940 besides Rick Santorum's ideas. 11:50 AM Mar 19th via web Retweeted by andycollins309 and 107 others
MensHumor My children will never know the pain of not being able to see a movie because they are all rented out. 10:00 AM Mar 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by andycollins309 and 2088 others