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  1. Does the world actually run on dunkin donuts? I think it might. 9:18 AM Sep 7th from TwitterBerry
  2. Why didn't I have lentils when I was growing up? 9:38 AM Sep 5th from TwitterBerry
  3. Oh Mick and Mimi, how you taunt me with your wondrous kitchen gadgets... 7:19 AM Aug 1st from web
  4. My new batch of ice cream is gonna be good! Peach with rosemary/honey infusion. 5:18 PM Jul 12th from web
  5. I think the ICC needs to hire William Shatner as its spokesperson. 5:35 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  6. Beer or wine? 4:55 PM Jul 10th from web
  7. Why the heck am I on my way to work at 7 am? 4:06 AM Jul 9th from TwitterBerry
  8. Trying out an El Fulo...minus the umbrella. Not bad. 6:12 PM Jul 6th from web
  9. I like how giving a small child a white hot flaming stick of magnesium is patriotic. 6:04 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
  10. I still don't understand why some of my friends like 'fizzy' water. 8:30 PM Jun 28th from web
  11. Wow! http://ow.ly/fQth 10:31 AM Jun 25th from HootSuite
  12. They should have a guy dressed as a giant baseball directing people traffic in metro stations. 3:53 PM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
  13. I'm getting better making a Brandy Sangaree, but it's not quite right.... 4:44 PM Jun 21st from web
  14. I think I like "mana" MtDew better than "health" Dew. 12:20 PM Jun 21st from TwitterBerry
  15. Eating cereal with moo cow fck milk for breakfast. No soy juice for me! 8:25 AM Jun 20th from web
  16. Just found 25 ruble bill in my notebook. How much is soviet money worth today? 4:46 PM Jun 15th from TwitterBerry
  17. Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you. Watch 10.5: Apocalypse. Tectonic plate movement explained. No wonder Americans suck at science. 5:48 PM Jun 14th from HootSuite
  18. What the hell was I thinking? Going to the mall during pride week. Stupid! 12:19 PM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry
  19. We finally got rid of that crappy analog. Does the air seem less crowded? We can all breathe a little easier, that's for sure... 6:10 PM Jun 12th from HootSuite
  20. Please watch this. I love it when there is more than a hint of truth in The Onion. http://ow.ly/dnYO 4:22 PM Jun 10th from HootSuite