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AndyBodge

  1. Calling it a night. I'll kick myself if the #Mariners dig out a win, but to be honest I can't see it happening about 7 hours ago via web
  2. Same old story for the #Mariners. Hector Noesi has gone 6 2/3 so far, 3R on 4H, pitched well, But no offence backing him up about 7 hours ago via web
  3. @shawgab I've been trying for a Polish taxi driver's tan for the last couple of weeks, but I didn't expect anything as extreme as this about 8 hours ago via web in reply to shawgab
  4. My right arm is tanned, my left arm is sunburnt. How the hell is that even possible? about 8 hours ago via web
  5. Oh, Kyle Seager! What a play! #Mariners about 8 hours ago via web
  6. I've tweeted an "I wish, I wish..." line twice in the last 24 hours. I haven't seen that Simpsons episode in years. I'm going senile. about 8 hours ago via web
  7. #Mariners link has started working! And to think, I was about to sack it off and go to sleep about 8 hours ago via web
  8. Yup. Dud. FML about 8 hours ago via web
  9. May have spoke too soon, its looking like a dud :( about 8 hours ago via web
  10. Yes! Proper link for the #Mariners game! about 8 hours ago via web
  11. I wish, I wish, I hadn't...no, I'm not going to finish that sentence about 8 hours ago via web
  12. 'Britain's best comedy moments discussed by complete morons' would probably be a better name for it, if I'm being honest about 9 hours ago via web
  13. Can't get into in Yankees-As, as hard as I try. 'Britains Funniest Comedy Characters' on 5 is making me think about going back to it though about 9 hours ago via web
  14. Should have stayed in the boozer, no #Mariners link. I'll thank myself tomorrow, but I'll still be slightly pissed off about 9 hours ago via web
  15. StreamTor link for the #Mariners game. I'll be pissed off if thats all thats available about 9 hours ago via web
  16. Im slowly pickling in the sunshine. I hope Im an onion not an egg. Pickled eggs are rancid about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  17. @ianmitchell89 I can deny anything I want! Anyway, at least hes not Schumi #LOL2points about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ianmitchell89
  18. I have 4 cigarettes left in the packet. Baseball doesn't start for 2 hours. This could get stressful about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  19. @Hollyberryboo cue inappropriate "eating you" gag. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Hollyberryboo
  20. Been in the beer garden since the end of the Grand Prix. The perfect Sunday about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  • Name Andy McClurg
  • Location Dent, Cumbria, UK
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  • Bio I live in Dent. I like Drum & Bass. There's not much else to say...
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