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andyabbe

  1. @DiscipleKevin happy birthday Kevin hope its a good one 7:06 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  2. Hey man is tfk coming back to Texas anytime soon @TFKTrevor 4:35 PM May 3rd via Twitter for Android
  3. Blowjobs cure cancer!.......I hope it dose 8:49 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for Android
  4. A meal for the drunk man twitter.com/andyabbe/statu… 9:40 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for Android
  5. This is one long and crazy daytona 500 8:31 PM Feb 27th via Twitter for Android
  6. @KevinHarvick drinking some buds...hope the race starts soon so I don't pass out and miss it 1:32 PM Feb 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to KevinHarvick
  7. @55MarkMartin go mark win it this year! 1:00 PM Feb 26th via Twitter for Android
  8. Dick swabbing mother fucker....by tony in dairy 9:46 AM Feb 23rd via Twitter for Android
  9. @Alli769 so I don't give a fuck....who is going to stop me? Fuckin no one! 9:16 AM Feb 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Alli769
  10. What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza.....a pizza don't scream in the oven 9:04 AM Feb 21st via Twitter for Android
  11. Dr. Phil is a man hater 1:46 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for Android
  12. @downfall_angel lol I would follow you too :) 3:50 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to downfall_angel
  13. @aric_almirola are you pumped up now that your with rpm ? 3:48 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for Android
  14. @downfall_angel yea you better follow me 9:23 AM Feb 16th via Twitter for Android
  15. "I only have herpes on my dick and my mouth. Thank god!!!" - guy who doesn't understand herpes -- NickSwardson (@NickSwardson) 7:43 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for Android
  16. Holy shit!!!! A tornado!!! Quick everyone get inside me!!!! #pickUpLineFail -- NickSwardson (@NickSwardson) 7:40 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for Android
  17. @Alli769 hoodrat! 9:50 AM Feb 11th via Twitter for Android
  18. @danecook go back to doing stand up NOW! 8:46 PM Feb 9th via Twitter for Android
  19. If your a guy and you carry your cell phone in your back pocket you need to give up your man card 5:08 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for Android
  20. @Alli769 yea it sux but hopefully they will leave me alone Monday so I can do it 7:20 PM Feb 4th via Twitter for Android in reply to Alli769