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Andy_Smith_

  1. I won't lie to you @StevieLawrence I did not know there was a fifth season of #notgoingout. @Brendan_Till will be delighted!
  2. @QantasAirways Baggage Services Front Desk at Melbourne Airport deserve a pay rise - can't say the same for baggage handlers. Sorry guys.
  3. This isn't looking good. Another bag gone the wrong way. Serious fail on the part of @QantasAirways. Very disappointed!!!!!!!
  4. Have to wonder why it takes @QantasAirways longer to off load bags at Melbourne than fly from Perth to Melbourne. #angryfrequentflyer
  5. Loved the story produced by Beanie & yourself aired today. Had a quiet cry and chuckle. @pipcourtney @abclandline Well done all involved!
  6. He is your responsibility @King_Tas, that was the rule
  7. Happy Easter to you too @GiftedRainbow - will probably catch up with you tomorrow. Easter greetings to @Brendan_Till also!
  8. "@eugeniesmooh: I left my Dutch carrots to die @Andy_Smith_ - I am a subconscious racist murderer." What have you done to repent?
  9. Hello @tramcops! It's more posh Scottish than street. You are my favourite crime fighting tweeple! Helping @yarratrams to fight crime.
  10. I wonder how many of these passengers are freeloading today @yarratrams ? The 70 is a treasure trove of chancers.
  11. Held in a cafe? Boardroom would be overkill. "@bkjabour: The Queensland Labor caucus meeting today... #qldpol bit.ly/Hdvs2D"
  12. Tempting•not a career path for me happy to help in a civilian capacity. "@tramcops: @yarratrams Maybe a career change.Come to the Darkside"
  13. Commenting here would be wrong. "@GiftedRainbow: @Brendan_Till @andy_smith_ I do have a nice behind so can't blame her"
  14. Sadly not surprising - they run it. You saw the fish cabinet "@Brendan_Till: @GiftedRainbow @andy_smith_ ooooh. A lesbian in Horsham Coles."
  15. Fighting words there B "@Brendan_Till: @GiftedRainbow @andy_smith_ oh dear. Did she think you were her mum?"
  16. Concerned! "@GiftedRainbow: @Brendan_Till @Andy_Smith_ just had a girl touch my derrière in the supermarket while I was wearing gym gear"