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I am taking a sabbatical from Facebook & Twitter. Please email to message me. Thank you.10:28 AM Dec 4thfrom Ping.fm
This Christmas, remember that 'Santa' is just a variation of 'Satan'. On another note - my 2010 resolution is to learn Spanish and Italian.6:46 PM Dec 1stfrom Ping.fm
'The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.' - Jack Handey5:03 PM Dec 1stfrom Ping.fm
I am hearing bells on every street corner - but how can I be sure they're silver? Is there a certain tone or timbre I should listen for?1:32 PM Nov 29thfrom Ping.fm
At your holiday gatherings, don't forget to count how many times 'tryptophan' is mentioned.8:31 AM Nov 25thfrom Ping.fm
The only Christmas tune OK to play year-round is John Coltrane's 1961 hit 'My Favorite Things'.9:08 PM Nov 24thfrom Ping.fm
In 1941, FDR made Thanksgiving the 4th Thurs of Nov. I propose an amendment abolishing Christmas music/decor before this date.2:55 PM Nov 24thfrom Ping.fm
I'd have been better off with truck stop coffee than this McSyrup latte wannabe. Bleh.7:11 AM Nov 22ndfrom Ping.fm
It's that time of year when every other day is cold; and you start forgetting your jacket on various public coat racks.10:02 PM Nov 20thfrom Ping.fm
'Chick-fil-A': horrible restaurant name. Great rapper girl name. (Of course it was 'Lil Chick-fil-A' when she was younger.)11:58 AM Nov 20thfrom Ping.fm
Looking forward to 2010 - just because it's easier to say 'ten' or 'twenty ten' than 'two thousand nine' or 'oh nine'.3:45 PM Nov 16thfrom Ping.fm
just found out Burger King's BK Joe & other restaurant coffees that I kinda like are from condensed bags. Shame. Have I betrayed myself?12:10 PM Nov 14thfrom Ping.fm
