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  1. Carnaby Street, London http://twitpic.com/rbg80 about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. So anyway...a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.... 9:39 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  3. http://twitpic.com/qv1nn - one day soon I hope to be able to stop drawing octopi. 3:43 AM Nov 25th from TwitPic
  4. I fed your mom's tamagotchi. 12:26 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. Now I'm not sayin' he shoulda stolen Chris Rocks joke. But I understand. 2:30 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. I know what I want be when I grow up. Prepared. 11:16 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  7. @_three_ http://tinyurl.com/yhv3aqk that guy 2:35 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to _three_
  8. I've been not liking that band since before it was cool. 12:22 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  9. @robotjohnny Miles Davis - Bitches Brew. Shall I grease up? 8:26 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to robotjohnny
  10. Trimming the pubes on my E-Penis. 8:02 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  11. To sleep. Perchance to wet dream. 5:57 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  12. My pee stream is so thick, the Romans built a bridge over it. 4:32 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  13. @ccake that's what I'm sayin! 4:01 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to ccake
  14. Will someone tell my ladyfriend that girls telling me I look like Johnny Depp is NOT an insult? (I also get 'Jesus' - So there you go) 3:50 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  15. Bill Hicks was the white Obama. 2:24 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  16. I don't know about you, but I HATE when people leave cigarette butts in the toilet. It makes them really soggy and hard to light. 1:30 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  17. You can't polish a turd, but apparently you CAN roll it in glitter. 12:32 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  18. 'Dick Pimple' would be a great name for a crap band. 7:30 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  19. Ed Hardy is like Lisa Frank for adults. 2:21 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. You shouldn't throw sea urchins if you live in a flesh house. Because ouch. 3:23 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse