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andrewwatts

Dear Amazon Recruiters: Stop emailing me & asking me to give you a bunch of info. If I'm ever interested, I know how to find you, i promise. 38 minutes ago via Twitter for Mac
@dmarthal yeah, at least from a web developer. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to dmarthal
@dmarthal homebrew ftw! about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to dmarthal
java work finished…. hope that goes back in the toolbox for another 5 years. 4:29 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
omg, i'm writing java code. 1:37 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
things i don't feel like doing right now…. reverse engineering a broken blueprint/compass/scss half assed project. 6:05 PM May 21st via Twitter for Mac
Some moron in North Hampton, England will not stop using my email address…. everything from Amazon, to H&M to real estate agents. 11:43 AM May 21st via Twitter for Mac
@reginarebello can I have a slice? 11:09 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to reginarebello
Reasons to have Cable TV: 9:46 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
is it too much to ask that `date -d @<epoch_timestamp>` be documented in the date manpage? 12:08 PM May 17th via Twitter for Mac
for anyone comparing Dirk Nowitzki to Larry Bird: twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/… 8:03 PM May 16th via Twitter for Mac
@dmarthal copy and paste what? 11:20 AM May 16th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dmarthal
Protip: Dont ever ever ever lose an Ohio automobile title. 12:27 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Full sized Rolos taste better than mini sized Rolos. 12:18 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@popemj Ohio 2:52 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to popemj
I'm in LA waiting to board and it's clearly obvious people from the Midwest still think crocs are acceptable footware 10:57 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Did not know it is Sia singing the hook on Flo Rida's Wild Ones. Also, kinda in the mood for a new Zero 7 album. 11:44 AM May 11th via Twitter for Mac
@dmarthal @tmarthal you sure about that? $133 a night doesn't buy much. 12:16 PM May 8th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dmarthal
@tmarthal @dmarthal my thoughts exactly. 12:06 PM May 8th via Twitter for Mac in reply to tmarthal
waxpancake A supercut memorial: MCA's opening line from every single Beastie Boys song. supercut.org/video/410 10:34 AM May 8th via web Retweeted by andrewwatts and 67 others