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  1. People don't have dimples. They just got shot in the face with a BB gun. 3:40 PM Oct 25th from web
  2. Conundrum of the day: day laborers gambling. Isn't the idea of laborers making money so they can buy bread and milk for their 18 kids? 7:03 PM Oct 22nd from web
  3. Oooh, army underwear! Look at that! Camouflage 3-pack! -- some 35 year old guy at Walmart 7:02 PM Oct 11th from txt
  4. When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults. 10:25 PM Oct 3rd from web
  5. I would imagine that the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is... freakin... clean. 6:53 PM Sep 26th from web
  6. Me: Achoo! Zach: May the religious deity of your choosing bless you! 10:32 PM Sep 21st from web
  7. I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. 6:14 PM Sep 4th from web
  8. I'm Coopuh Manning... 6:12 PM Sep 1st from web
  9. Samples at Costco = win 12:57 PM Aug 19th from txt
  10. In the end of time, there was a man who knew the road, and the writing was written on the stone... 12:51 AM Aug 15th from web
  11. @ChrisVick you don't have any friends... 8:36 PM Aug 12th from web
  12. There's a line between enthusiastic and annoying. I call that line Richard Simmons. 7:49 AM Aug 9th from txt
  13. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. 2:21 AM Aug 3rd from web
  14. Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger: the Big Boy. 10:15 PM Aug 1st from web
  15. Watching 10 yr olds make a mackashamockery of basketball 2:20 PM Aug 1st from txt
  16. Slow internet is teh suxorz... 10:35 PM Jul 30th from web
  17. I have a dreamsicle... 1:01 AM Jul 30th from web
  18. Success! I'm finally awake longer than Chris! 2:00 AM Jul 26th from txt
  19. @ChrisVick because they want to start catering to different life forms 2:21 AM Jul 25th from txt
  20. I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site. 2:18 AM Jul 25th from web