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@jakeadelstein LOL. I'm still working on a sequel (of sorts), that begins with my own divorce. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jakeadelstein
WANT. RT @RichelleMead: Drove past a Ford dealership and thought I saw a sign advertising the new "Ford Velociraptor." about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
@jakeadelstein There were some philosophers w/ relatively "successful" love lives, but there wasn't any conflict = no story. :( (2/2) about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jakeadelstein
@jakeadelstein Thanks for the review! Former philosophy majors w/ a history of failed relationships = my target market. (1/2) about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jakeadelstein
@OfficiallyAlly That's okay. My family is all athletic cyclists/triathletes. But writers? WE EXERCISE OUR MINDS. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to OfficiallyAlly
@writertay @tiffanyreisz What's hotter than someone reading a book? SOMEONE READING TWO BOOKS AT ONCE. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to writertay
@mindy_kk @tiffanyreisz Good to know! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mindy_kk
@cyndyaleo Ah, who can forget... about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cyndyaleo
Okay. RT @d_pardee: @andrewtshaffer Can you ask her what's wrong with my balls for me? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@weareyourfek This is what a fan-driven show ends up as... "But we gave you what you wanted!" about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to weareyourfek
I like asking my dr. weird questions. "Will my penis fall off?" I wondered. She responded, "Not for a while." about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@MrsTomSauter I've tried, nothing seems to work!!! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrsTomSauter
@Labhaoise Yes, so then I can block all these photos! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Labhaoise
@missuku You *can't* hide them, though--they're "shares" from his page, that other people are sharing. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to missuku
sean_at_dacapo Seriously. So confusing. I read it as a formal dance tragedy. RT @andrewtshaffer: Worst Headline of All Time? goo.gl/fb/ehKQq about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by andrewtshaffer and 1 other
@sean_at_dacapo LOL. Best. Dance. Ever. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sean_at_dacapo
Literally every 10th item in my Facebook feed is a cartoon or stupid photo from George Takei. And I don't even follow him! Help! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
Today on my blog: Worst Headline Ever, or Worst Headline of All Time? goo.gl/fb/ehKQq about 6 hours ago via Google
@80sMomKara That's what it means to become an adult. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to 80sMomKara
@victoriastrauss It's okay. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to victoriastrauss

Name Andrew Shaffer
Location Lexington, KY
Web http://www.evilre...
Bio Writer of books: Great Philosophers Who Failed At Love, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey (out July 31). Has written for Mental Floss, Maxim. Alter-ego: @evilwylie.