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  1. Putting all my eggs into this "maybe I'll look like less of a creep if I shave basket." 33 minutes ago from web
  2. @thisrecording you have no idea how these people operate. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to thisrecording
  3. Chilling with yuppie Brooklyn dad in bathroom line in yuppie restaurant. I only want to note for the revolution that he gets killed first. 6:26 PM Nov 23rd from Tweed
  4. I think today might finally be the day when I get kicked out of yoga for making it rain during class. Wish me luck. 8:50 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Max is being a total dick about how he doesn't want me to wash the blood off my knuckles in the kitchen sink while he's cooking. 4:20 PM Nov 22nd from Tweed
  6. Goddamn it, I was hoping I wouldn't have to see anyone reading a Kindle ever again. 1:32 PM Nov 22nd from Tweed
  7. Boy, I have straight up ejected huge swaths of New York knowledge. 12:05 AM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Learned my new motto just now: Would A White Person Do This? 9:08 PM Nov 21st from Tweed
  9. Didn't do a great job of planning being in New York. 4:32 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. On one hand BOY, AIRPORT FOOD IS SO BAD, but on the other hand, seriously, this sandwich needs a war crimes tribunal. 11:42 AM Nov 21st from Tweed
  11. Layover in STL. Kid sitting next to me in the terminal is throwing a lot of 'tude for someone reading Twilight. 11:18 AM Nov 21st from Tweed
  12. @notjesslane it fucking better 10:56 AM Nov 21st from Tweed in reply to notjesslane
  13. I'm really casual about "fuck it, I'll just stay up all night," for someone who patently can not handle it. 6:32 AM Nov 21st from Tweed
  14. @alexblagg the final hold out lasted almost 45 minutes. 5:59 AM Nov 21st from Tweed in reply to alexblagg
  15. It's kind of hilarious waiting to see how long it takes for your friends to admit they led you to Mexican tranny night. 12:33 AM Nov 21st from Tweed
  16. Cute, but racist, kid just mistook me for the waiter at the ramen restaurant. Nice try, but no. 9:21 PM Nov 20th from Tweed
  17. Man, smells like someone's having cat food soup in the office right now. 1:46 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. Just cracked $20 on lunch at a truck. This is how the world goes out, not with a bang, but a whimper. (Whimper is because too much truffles) 12:35 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. what an honor. RT @friedmanjon This week in Terrific Tweets! http://bit.ly/7mChnS 11:10 AM Nov 20th from web
  20. RT @friedmanjon: This week in Terrific Tweets! http://bit.ly/7mChnS 11:10 AM Nov 20th from web