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andrewSTFU

  1. Accidentally sent my dad an embarrassing video of myself...all he said was 'lol' about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Southbury, CT  
  2. Six year-olds in two piece bathing suits make me very sad. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Middlebury, CT  
  3. oh yeah, and and i get to listen to the ambient sounds of my fan and old men grunting as they lift weights. about 17 hours ago via web
  4. i get paid to sit behind a desk, answer calls and tell people what they want to hear cause quite frankly i have no idea what im doing about 17 hours ago via web
  5. every week, for the past three weeks, ive been scheduled to work on a day that i cant..... about 18 hours ago via web
  6. There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Connecticut, US  
  7. The Japanese whalers are gone!...oh wait, damn. 4:55 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPad
  8. Their enemy: Japanese fishermen 4:01 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Connecticut, US  
  9. If someone gets me the entire collection of every season of Whale Wars i will pay them with my servitude. 3:41 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Connecticut, US  
  10. I feel like my life is just one perpetual moment of me waiting for my next meal. 3:38 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Connecticut, US  
  11. @Rach_ToThe_el 😤 1:51 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Southbury, CT   in reply to Rach_ToThe_el
  12. @Rach_ToThe_el 🙀 i promised my dad id go to his house! NOT FAIR 1:47 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Southbury, CT   in reply to Rach_ToThe_el
  13. Shes having my mom take pictures for her obituary on an iPad......... 1:37 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Southbury, CT  
  14. Omg my grandma is drunk, get me out of here 1:36 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone from Southbury, CT  
  15. jsyk ive had this splitting headache for about six hours....so thats that 3:50 PM May 31st via web
  16. Fierce Melon flavored Gatorade is fierce 3:23 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone from Middlebury, CT  
  17. 2 hours and 43 minutes until i can go home and eat and snooooooooooooze 3:18 PM May 31st via web