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Closed as of 1:53pm today. Keys by 3. about 3 hours ago from web
The Jello is winning. Nail doesn't work. 4:03 PM Nov 24th from web
@AHizz Good to make your internet acquaintance. It's always good to know the big shots around town. 3:59 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to AHizz
@AHizz The legendary AHizz with the retweet! Thanks for the assist. 3:50 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to AHizz
The #NoOffense and #Don'tMeanToBrag hashtags are stupid. You don't really mean either; sack up and say it. 12:43 PM Nov 24th from web
We do not make R&B like we used to. 12:35 PM Nov 24th from web
@GloriaVelez And some of them think you come off as egomaniacal. #NoOffense. Ha. 12:35 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to GloriaVelez
Eddie Kendricks > whoever you're listening to. 12:02 PM Nov 24th from web
I'm a kamikaze pilot, I stay fly until I die? Sloppy. 11:59 AM Nov 24th from web
@kellylynnj I thought I was going to get to kick it with you this weekend. 11:58 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to kellylynnj
Pump to your chest, I ain't talkin' CPR/riding this track like a mothafuckin street car. 11:36 AM Nov 24th from web
Easy like Sunday morning. 8:42 AM Nov 24th from web
That's why I'm easy. 3:23 PM Nov 23rd from web
I probably have an oldies track that has the lyrics you need in it. 3:17 PM Nov 23rd from web
I will attempt to beat the Bolts right off of Cromartie if this assault with a deadly weapon charge sticks. 10:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
@TheNatural Yeah, I didn't think it'd be an issue. You make some cool music though. 10:00 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to TheNatural
@Nahshon knows. 9:53 AM Nov 23rd from web
Just deleted 105 Facebook "friends." I grinned. 4:08 PM Nov 20th from web
@kellylynnj And Schweiz? 3:48 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to kellylynnj
Also...why am I 'friends' with so many people on Facebook? I don't even hang out with half of them. 3:47 PM Nov 20th from web