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andrewScarr

  1. Wish I was a celebrity so I could financially back some ridiculous energy drink and not only lose money but respect as well.
  2. When I think of totally hardcore tattoos, I think of a spider web on your elbow.
  3. Really enjoying the public groping session in front at lunch. It's not nauseating to watch someone pick skin of another's face at all.
  4. @bkauflin @peteyp20 ha!!
  5. Had a Facebook app say it needed access to my dental records today. Thought that was weird.
  6. @PeteyP20 you need like 3.56.
  7. Must read @bkauflin instagr.am/p/LAzWACkBOO/
  8. @biker_pilot love it!!
  9. "I'm not mad about it. But I'm not mad about it. I'm not mad about it. I'm not that mad about it." -JM
  10. @aaronkeyes I told you years ago to just buy Lamborghini. Then you wouldn't be in this predicament!
  11. Overheard at dinner: my grandmother only gave me $1000 for graduation. I know that sounds ungrateful, but you can't buy a BMW with $1K.
  12. ā€œ@thezachbrady: @andrewscarr you are welcome. twitter.com/thezachbrady/sā€¦ā€ yes!!!!!
  13. @jrslapsthebass give you some skin???? Aarf!! Aarf!!! Wu-Tang!!!!!
  14. I want to be like Frank Lampard when I grow up.