Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving andrewottoson's tweets.
Already using Twitter from your phone? Click here.
andrewottoson
@klohrenz dislike communicating via phone. especially with people whose phones make it sound like they're calling from the bottom of a lake.10 minutes agofrom webin reply to klohrenz
Aaaaaargh. Why does the word "dystopia" always escape me when I need it most?about 2 hours agofrom web
@stanfinger the cigs; windshields are way too bulky to be used as currency in the approaching pre-post-apocalyptic future.about 2 hours agofrom web
@lesc1aypool air is overrated. or the one thing that isn't overrated. no, i don't know what i'm talking about. yes, the website is boss.about 2 hours agofrom web
@lesc1aypool the new hillsborofreepress.com is uh-MAZE-ing. *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*about 3 hours agofrom web
Successfully executed a 19-point Austin Powers-style turn to escape my driveway this morning....reason #957 why I prefer walking to work.about 3 hours agofrom web
As long as I'm awake for no good reason: I'm very, very good at fantasy football. And lucky. Very lucky. Mostly very lucky.about 12 hours agofrom UberTwitter