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andrewmcalpine

  1. Looks like Pusha and Weezy are feuding. Draw up the battle lines, gents. Which side will YOU be on? #teampusha
  2. @cdeagle Pearls before swine, sir.
  3. Moonrise Kingdom doesn't wide release until next month?!? I guess this is what I get for living in a state that seceded once.
  4. Well done, Obama.
  5. @cdeagle You have ears?
  6. @cdeagle I see your "ehn" and raise you a "blah."
  7. @meganpacella Jury duty's awesome! You get to participate in our polis and live out democracy and justice by law. Embrace the tedium!
  8. Punk rock is the cure for today's ails: what should I be listening to? #scuzzyfastloud
  9. I really hope Joe Strummer and Alex Chilton have formed a band in the hereafter.
  10. @matthewkitchen Um, I foresee a very slight problem with that idea.
  11. @MdlRcktScientst No kidding, SB said the same thing about you at the end of the movie.
  12. That being said, I'll shoot anyone with an arrow for a teaching associateship. #cmonamherst
  13. Struck by how much the Hunger Games resembles competition for MFA funding.
  14. @cdeagle Flipboard! You'll never go back.
  15. Hey internet, I've got a new article up at brokenradiomag.com about the dangers of covering Leonard Cohen. Check it out!