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AndrewMayne

  1. @Gamebeast23456 @JustinRYoung is going to jail for heinous crimes. Actually, he's moving to California.
  2. Had my last lunch with @JustinRYoung. I'll be holding auditions in South Florida for a new sidekick. Must own light saber, read Hitchens.
  3. @ManMadeMoon He wrote the book about the guy who studied birds.
  4. @shwood I refuse to look.
  5. Falcon Heavy has its first customer... Intelsat Signs First Commercial Falcon Heavy Launch Agreement with SpaceX: marketwatch.com/story/intelsat…
  6. @shwood Our pal @rudycoby has the link: twitter.com/rudycoby/statu…
  7. @shwood @t2t2 Well on that note...did you see the photos on Gawker of the zombie attack victim?
  8. @RenegadeMike23 Thank you.
  9. @thinkgeek @ManMadeMoon The woman who owned this kitchen had it first: youtube.com/watch?v=LzbDv5…
  10. @jokeandbiagio I'm all set to be another magic uncle and convince your child to consider wizarding as an occupation.
  11. @healthyaddict I will never be the same after looking at the image.
  12. @jokeandbiagio Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. @rudycoby Then the studios discovered everything had a price. Sometimes it's just a really open production deal.
  14. We're live at weirdthings.com I think.
  15. @scottjohnson I remember doing that, only my speech was a court ordered apology.
  16. @ChrisKenner It's like you're watching my every move.
  17. @BadAstronomer Just combine words like the Germans. Like this word: Deadlyasteroidwillkillusall.