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The shaving razor's cold and it stings.
8:36 AM Mar 1st
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Saw Adele last night for the first time. She's called "The new Dusty". She's not even "The new Duffy". Overweight, overhyped & vulgar.
10:23 AM Feb 7th
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Court of Appeal sides w/British Airways. Tubs of lard who wish to fly with the svelte must pay 'fat tax'. Sane & just. Stay home tubbo.
8:29 AM Feb 7th
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Shock news! Tapes discovered. Hollywood Brats Live in London. Critics are divided. Some say they're rubbish others insist they're terrible.
10:21 AM Feb 2nd
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In negotiations: Brats re-release feat. raw, live, archival jive, swastikas & sailor suits, Firebird, Gretsch, Rickenbacker & Old Grandad.
3:45 PM Jan 26th
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Brady fined 150 quid for noise violation, playing AK47 shaped guitar plugged in & cranked in his flat at 3:00am. Alcohol probably involved.
12:13 PM Jan 20th
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"I always travel on Italian ships, there's none of this women and children first nonsense." Noel Coward.
1:03 PM Jan 16th
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Ulf says that in Hamburg John Lennon bought a piglet, named it Bruno and, prior to the lads eating it, walked it on a leash.
8:03 PM Jan 13th
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Casino Steel's Top 5 Gigs: 5-Jerry Lee London '76, 4-Small Faces Trondheim '65, 3-Who Reading '68, Mott London '90's?, Stones LA '90
6:34 PM Jan 8th
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Attempt to take away my sgian dubh at your peril my kirpan toting friends. And I'm wearing boxer shorts.
3:29 PM Jan 8th
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Sikhs allowed ceremonial daggers, kirpans, at London Olympics. But only if wearing special undergarments, kacha. Enforce that.
1:45 PM Jan 8th
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Alasdair Palmer and David Barrett: Race in Britain - Telegraph via @
8:37 AM Jan 8th
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Charming, civilized Jamaica has decided to ditch the Queen as Head of State. The prime minister stated eloquently "I think time come."
7:43 AM Jan 7th
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Beggars belief how corpulent, Labour tranny Diane Abbott is still allowed to plunge her porcine snout into the public trough.
6:07 AM Jan 5th
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Glass of Clicquot, a review of grudges & grievances, dust off the vendettas and away we go. For auld lang syne my dears, for auld lang syne.
12:19 PM Jan 1st
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Roast goose, plum duff & a snifter of cognac. Enjoying a fab book "Beatles in Hamburg" sent to me and signed by the author Ulf Kruger.
11:25 AM Dec 27th, 2011
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James Ramseur dead in the Bronx. Joy to the world. One down, three to go. Merry Christmas Mr. Goetz.
8:11 AM Dec 23rd, 2011
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These are a few of my favourite things: Christmas, Chuck Berry, Rudolph Hess, Me & The Yobs '77,
10:17 PM Dec 22nd, 2011
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On the telly I spied this sweaty, tattooed, grunting oddity. Repulsed, naturally, but deduced that UFC is 'Miss World' for nancy-boys.
8:16 PM Dec 22nd, 2011
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Christmas approaches, one naturally turns towards traditional sentiments dear to one's heart.
7:32 PM Dec 15th, 2011
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- Name Andrew Matheson
- Location Hackney Wick
- Bio Wordsmith, Musician, Lyricist. Tall, Dark and Emotionally Crippled, politics slightly to the right of Attila the Hun. Well mannered, shod and dressed.
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