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andrewmaroney

  1. I can never understand being content. #dosomething about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Well, tonight has been pretty awful so far. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. I wish Boston had more cruisin' roads. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  4. Too bored to stay, too lazy to move. Where is everyone?! about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. Wait. No one's home? #pantsoffdanceoff about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  6. @oharielle You live too fahhhhh. Also; how dare they fuck with my brethren. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to oharielle
  7. You don’t sit in traffic. You _are_ traffic. #mindblown about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. OK, if I can tie a ponytail, it’s time for a hairc- OH GOD WHY. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. @robert_parks Better be. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to robert_parks
  10. Is going to the Model at 5PM considered strange? Ah, fuck it. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. so we're both a little gone, and the scenery's getting hazy, the view goes on and on, to sad bastard songs. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. @cdnefro MINUS THE FUCKING BEAR. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cdnefro
  13. I just forgot I was awake, oh my gahhhhdddddd. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. "I'll go talk to my friend Brian, he's always nice to me." about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. @robert_parks I don’t always eat fish, but when I do- it’s prepared by a man named Rusty. about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to robert_parks
  16. @robert_parks Does the Model sell either of those? If so, yes to both. about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to robert_parks
  17. @robert_parks That last sentence made me nauseous. about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to robert_parks
  18. @robert_parks I should’ve seen that one coming. Sushi later? By sushi I mean anything but. about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to robert_parks
  19. @robert_parks How do you fucking wake up and work during the day? HOW?! about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS