andrewkstein
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So, regarding Christianity's use of Old Testament source material, I gotta ask: when do the 2,000 years of back royalties get collected? ;-)
8:15 AM Dec 22nd
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Gouda: There's Nothin' Bedda
3:11 PM Dec 21st
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>inventory. "One bottle Corona"
>open beer. "With what? You have no bottle opener."
>open beer w door jamb. "Success! The gf is impressed."
4:44 PM Dec 19th
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All I'm saying is that the club is full of ballers and that their pockets may be or may not be full-grown.
7:16 AM Dec 19th
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Sometimes I wish I had a "Rotate 90 Degrees" button in real life. (Or perhaps only *vertical* smoking is prohibited?)
9:54 AM Dec 17th
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I'd like to put on a marionette puppet show distinctive only in that it's set on an Earth with variable gravity.
Nothing will be different.
7:52 PM Dec 16th
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If Obama's Nobel speech isn't required reading in every PoliSci 101 class next year, I'll be shocked. It's so good.
2:31 PM Dec 10th
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If Google Chrome for Mac were any faster, I'd be insisting it buy me dinner and a movie first.
12:46 PM Dec 8th
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I've got 25 invites to Google Wave to send out. Let me know if you want one.
5:13 AM Dec 8th
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Hey Accenture.com: Having Tiger Woods say, "Opportunity isn't always obvious"? Perhaps not the best right now.
3:00 PM Dec 7th
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Only 3 types of lies are certain: lies, damned death, and tax statistics.
7:59 AM Dec 6th
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Now that Comcast will own NBC, not GE, what of 30 Rock? Will Jack Donaghy now be VP of not Microwave Ovens, but Shoddy Customer Service?
10:15 PM Dec 2nd
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Google Sidewiki: For when you're bored of sharing snark in your 17 other fora.
6:17 PM Dec 1st
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Yes, you CAN have 22 members on your corporate executive team -- and not have even one woman:
3:16 PM Nov 30th
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If the thesaurus build into Microsoft Word were any more useless, it would be [ineffective/hopeless/futile/ineffectual/inadequate/worthless]
7:33 AM Nov 29th
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Hey @: I cancelled service in May and you're sending me bills monthly saying I owe $0. One idea would be: stop sending me bills.
6:11 PM Nov 5th
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@ You're my hero today. Though I expect to see that eHarmony profile forwarded around ASAP.
3:22 PM Nov 2nd
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I hereby coin the Efficient Market Hypothesis Hypothesis: "Current EMH arguments already reflect all known biases."
1:12 PM Nov 2nd
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Eating steel cut oatmeal wearing steel-toed boots to steel myself for the day. Don't have to worry about anyone trying to "steel" this joke.
5:35 AM Oct 31st
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At this point, I'm so late sending out my Rosh Hashanah cards that I might as well wait another 7 weeks and mail them to all my goy friends.
2:08 PM Oct 21st
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- Name Andrew K. Stein
- Location Atlanta, Georgia
- Bio I been puttin' it down here since 83 -Jermaine Dupri, Welcome to Atlanta
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