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  1. So, regarding Christianity's use of Old Testament source material, I gotta ask: when do the 2,000 years of back royalties get collected? ;-)
  2. Gouda: There's Nothin' Bedda
  3. >inventory. "One bottle Corona" >open beer. "With what? You have no bottle opener." >open beer w door jamb. "Success! The gf is impressed."
  4. All I'm saying is that the club is full of ballers and that their pockets may be or may not be full-grown.
  5. Sometimes I wish I had a "Rotate 90 Degrees" button in real life. (Or perhaps only *vertical* smoking is prohibited?) http://img.ly/hr9
  6. I'd like to put on a marionette puppet show distinctive only in that it's set on an Earth with variable gravity. Nothing will be different.
  7. If Obama's Nobel speech isn't required reading in every PoliSci 101 class next year, I'll be shocked. It's so good. http://bit.ly/8vHN4y
  8. If Google Chrome for Mac were any faster, I'd be insisting it buy me dinner and a movie first.
  9. I've got 25 invites to Google Wave to send out. Let me know if you want one.
  10. Hey Accenture.com: Having Tiger Woods say, "Opportunity isn't always obvious"? Perhaps not the best right now. http://brizzly.com/pic/NC3
  11. Only 3 types of lies are certain: lies, damned death, and tax statistics.
  12. Now that Comcast will own NBC, not GE, what of 30 Rock? Will Jack Donaghy now be VP of not Microwave Ovens, but Shoddy Customer Service?
  13. Google Sidewiki: For when you're bored of sharing snark in your 17 other fora.
  14. Yes, you CAN have 22 members on your corporate executive team -- and not have even one woman: http://bit.ly/7vzNxZ #MadMen2009
  15. If the thesaurus build into Microsoft Word were any more useless, it would be [ineffective/hopeless/futile/ineffectual/inadequate/worthless]
  16. Hey @comcastcares: I cancelled service in May and you're sending me bills monthly saying I owe $0. One idea would be: stop sending me bills.
  17. @mike_craig You're my hero today. Though I expect to see that eHarmony profile forwarded around ASAP.
  18. I hereby coin the Efficient Market Hypothesis Hypothesis: "Current EMH arguments already reflect all known biases." http://bit.ly/1EFfcx
  19. Eating steel cut oatmeal wearing steel-toed boots to steel myself for the day. Don't have to worry about anyone trying to "steel" this joke.
  20. At this point, I'm so late sending out my Rosh Hashanah cards that I might as well wait another 7 weeks and mail them to all my goy friends.