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andrewfutral

  1. @smallplatesrecs sadly tonight was the only time available for Field Mouse practice for tomorrow : ( gonna head over when done though
  2. just accidentally slit my wrist while doing dishes. All I wanted was dinner but now all i have is less blood.
  3. @keikomushi im sure moss has them but it's none of my business
  4. @keikomushi i have no problem with sanity i just accidentally unfollowed people i didn't want to cause i am a dummy
  5. if it says i am following you on tumblr and you thought i already was it's cause i am an idiot but you were only unfollowed for like 5 hours
  6. Morbo is pleased, but sticky
  7. It so fucking hot outside! It LITERALLY feels like I am 7 inches from the mid-day sun.
  8. Want 2 bother someone watching Game Of Thrones? When someone says "come, my lady" you rap the rest of the chorus to "Butterfly" by CrazyTown
  9. Is their anything sexier than dinner?
  10. Is there anything cooler than fun?
  11. Still have not seen Harry potter 7 pt 2
  12. They should make waffles that make you lose weight and also have adderal in them
  13. @Dan_romer yeah but like who hasn't?
  14. ...a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques I call it "Billy & the Cloneasaurus"
  15. Wearing white jeans! No fuck YOU universe!
  16. @RollOverGame maybe both
  17. @RollOverGame not even a little
  18. Holy shit! 1 week until I have a whole apartment to myself! If you know me personally come hang with me.
  19. @TurningVV your harmonies are mad pretty!
  20. I'm at Kung Fu Necktie for Turning Violet Violet and Field Mouse w/ @rachelbrowne 4sq.com/Ks3CSV