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  1. @trumpetcake Painful childhood memories?9:07 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to trumpetcake
  2. @CityWendy On the contrary. I feel like those are your strengths.7:47 AM Oct 25th from web in reply to CityWendy
  3. At Yankee Stadium chillin with Harry Bellafonte (via @RealTracyMorgan)4:04 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  4. @trumpetcake Coincidentally there's a "Trial of Sacco and Vanzetti" diorama at my local Olive Garden4:25 PM Oct 22nd from web in reply to trumpetcake
  5. I coined a new expression "Don't kick a gift horse in the balls." I coined that. My name is Andrew Condell. I'm 39 years old.2:53 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  6. Both Kate Hudson and Pat Sajak are at the Yankees/Angels game... Awkward. #FormerLovers!4:01 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  7. Used to be, kids who dressed up as vampires wore capes and widow peaks. Now they just wear skinny jeans and hair mousse. #I'mveryold12:10 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  8. I like it. I like how Letterman has put the late night back into late night.3:50 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  9. It's windy out. I can either A) Wear a sweater or B) Stop being such a pussy. In the spirit of compromise I've decided to wear a pashmina.1:35 PM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  10. Obama drove past @citywendy & I and waved hello! He's a thoughtful and dignified waver! I waved like a 4 year old! http://vimeo.com/66913604:49 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  11. @citywendy and I are now offically members of high society. http://bit.ly/15myoT6:28 AM Jul 26th from Tweetie
  12. I enjoy putting Crest Whitestrips on my teeth and then cursing like a truckdriver for the entire 5 minutes.7:46 PM Jul 13th from web
  13. "Stella! Yoo-hoo! Stella!" #1stdraftmovielines8:39 PM Jul 9th from web
  14. I feel like the spellcheck on my computer has a bit of a 'tude. So I spellchecked 'tude and it suggested "touché". What a dick.8:23 PM Jun 10th from web
  15. Just saw a garbage man fight. It was the recycles garbage man vs. the regular garbage man. Today is one of the greatest day of my life.4:53 AM Jun 8th from Tweetie
  16. I'm early for a doctors appointment. Which, I'm pretty sure, entitles me to a free epidural.1:15 PM Jun 3rd from Tweetie
  17. http://twitpic.com/572ed - I did it! I invented contact lenses that make people look smart!8:25 PM May 14th from TwitPic
  18. There's a tour of school kids in the halls at work. What a fun class trip. It's like visiting the NY museum of disappointment and failure.8:25 AM May 11th from Echofon
  19. The guy at my laundromat has 3 tattoo tears under his eye. They're either for the 3 people he murdered in prison or for my 3 socks he lost.5:40 AM May 8th from Echofon
  20. I bought two tuxedos today. Just in case I get married and get asked to host the Tonys all in the same day.9:01 PM Apr 30th from Echofon