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andrewabsolut

  1. @bretmichaels Your snapple flavor... Best ever! 11:28 AM Apr 27th via web
  2. @Katieep11 How about you skype me sometime, huh? :) 5:47 PM Apr 19th via web
  3. @frandrescher Your character has a nervous breakdown and buys a wedding dress to marry herself. #NailedIt 5:43 PM Apr 19th via web in reply to frandrescher
  4. @Katieep11 Yes! :D 5:32 PM Apr 19th via web in reply to Katieep11
  5. @Katieep11 You. 3:14 PM Apr 19th via web
  6. @GuildWars2 Registration is not working! T_T 12:07 AM Apr 10th via web
  7. @GuildWars2 I SINCERELY hope ALL such humor makes it into the game! :) 10:36 PM Apr 9th via web in reply to GuildWars2
  8. @GuildWars2 This is like camping out for concert tickets but far more convenient in my home. 10:23 PM Apr 9th via web
  9. @paige_meister Was your twitter hacked? Got a weird DM from you. 11:24 AM Mar 26th via web
  10. @shutupbuck Why was Beyonce pregnant for what felt like a month and Jessica is still pregnant after what seems like two years? 1:26 PM Mar 19th via web in reply to shutupbuck
  11. Prosecute the killer of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin change.org/petitions/pros… via @change 12:30 PM Mar 19th via Tweet Button
  12. @GuildWars2 I'm breaking my twitter hiatus to say, I'm dying my hair black and going to take up songwriting if I don't get into the beta! =P 11:58 AM Mar 12th via web
  13. Resisting urge to make a tumblr. Resisting. Resisting... 5:30 AM Mar 2nd via web
  14. @NCAlexander I'm gunna have to catch it on hulu tomorrow! Hope it was a good one. 10:21 PM Feb 28th via web in reply to NCAlexander
  15. @GuildWars2 <3 If I get into the beta I will give you a hug. 2:14 PM Feb 25th via web
  16. If she just says "Ok" when you tell her she can't look at your phone. #YouKnowShesTheOne 12:54 PM Feb 25th via web
  17. Burger King. Like eating a very tasty brick. Ooof. #DontFeelSoGood 12:46 PM Feb 25th via web
  18. Really? People are dying because a few books got burned? REALLY? That's INSANE. People > Books 9:46 AM Feb 24th via web
  19. @kennaymart LMFAO THE FUCK! I love Nicki and Christina. 9:34 PM Feb 23rd via web in reply to kennaymart
  20. @TiffanySydonya I'll give her 10 mil on signing to shut up. 6:33 PM Feb 23rd via web in reply to TiffanySydonya