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andrew_omega

It's 12 o'clock. Do you know where your pants are? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Oh how I wish I had a pool... 4:41 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Sometimes I just wanna say fuck it, toss all my sock away and start all over again #badboy4life 11:51 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
I left my wallet in Tristram. 10:02 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Don't put sprinkles on a turd and tell me it's a banana split, folks: A panda is just a dirty polar bear and that's that. 11:13 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
“@fart_robot: RT @andrew_omega Sometimes I fart to cover up a cough. FART ROBOT APPROVES.” I APPROVE OF FART ROBOT APPROVING MY FARTS. 2:24 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
Sometimes I fart to cover up a cough. 11:59 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
I miss my sandwich. 11:23 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Is it wrong to miss a sandwich? 11:23 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@glennmacaulay well I've been Convince'd. 11:15 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to glennmacaulay
@bitch_tourettes I guess some people take Mother's Day too far. 11:14 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bitch_tourettes
@molls you just made me miss someone I never met. 1:03 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to molls
assholevegan inversely proportional to dat ass 12:42 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by andrew_omega and 1 other
FooGDave Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. 8:32 AM May 3rd via web Retweeted by andrew_omega and 18096 others
@csicoffeepub it's a Friday beautiful! yfrog.com/oelt2pej 10:13 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
I can't play the ukelele. 9:56 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Today I picked up a ukelele and accidentally played Eddie Vedder's solo album in its entirety. 9:56 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
the Juice is strong with this one... 1:16 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
@andrew_omega let's hang out sometime. 10:29 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
Ew Game of Thrones totally diddled his own sister. 7:24 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Andrew Olivares
Location Toronto
Web http://about.me/a...
Bio Toronto based multimedia producer, comedian, creative handyman, rad dude with badittude.