Andrew_Moroney
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I'm already getting anxious about the excuses I'll have to make up as to why I don't have a Halloween costume.
about 20 hours ago
via web
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Celery is like an early birthday sophomore cool kids only hang out with because he has a car. Peanut butter has to get to parties somehow.
8:23 PM May 25th
via web
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Yesterday, I took the day off from running and dripped ice cream sandwich on my shirt before dinner. Goals, here I come!
12:52 PM May 25th
via web
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Have you ever stopped whistling and someone asked you to start up again? No? Let that be a lesson.
11:57 AM May 25th
via web
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"DROP THE BASS!" -Dubstep Fan/Angry Fisherman
4:29 PM May 23rd
via web
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Really great doc on Shane Claiborne, The Simple Way and Jesus for President: I wouldn't joke about this.
11:50 AM May 23rd
via web
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People who believe God has a distinct plan for their lives may simply fear the responsibility of shared agency. He is not a dictator.
11:00 AM May 23rd
via Twuffer
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It's time I confess: Renee, the way I knew it was you during "Heads Up Seven Up" in first grade is because I DID peak at your shoes. Sorry.
7:00 PM May 22nd
via web
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I'm sure glad no one asked me if I wore the same shirt to sleep last night and to work today, because I'm not a liar.
4:46 PM May 22nd
via web
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When I get sad, I remind myself that at least I don't say "Oh, snap!" anymore.
4:12 PM May 22nd
via web
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THE best:
9:59 AM May 22nd
via web
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll be all "I'm getting tired of fish, I wish I had marketable skills."
10:18 PM May 21st
via web
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Viktor Frankl's recipe for a meaningful life: 1. Have an ambition 2. Share love with someone 3. Have a redemptive explanation for suffering.
9:35 AM May 21st
via Twuffer
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Breaking a belt while wearing it really puts things into perspective.
7:30 PM May 19th
via Twitter for Windows Phone
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My New Year's Resolution was to be really passionate about something but I can't remember what it was so it's probably not going very well.
6:57 PM May 19th
via web
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By comparison, every argument between Mark Hamill and his real dad seemed a lot less dramatic.
11:17 AM May 18th
via web
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@ Kramer. Merv Griffin set.
10:21 AM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Andrew_Moroney
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While in the shower this morning, I did an imaginary interview on an imaginary TV show and I was hilarious and heartfelt and soapy.
10:19 AM May 18th
via web
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So you're telling me, during an ENTIRE summer of love, Danny and Sandy NEVER talked about the possibility of going to the same high school?
9:56 AM May 18th
via web
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Bed head is sexy unless it's eyebrows we're talking about.
4:54 PM May 17th
via Microsoft
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- Name Andrew_Moroney
- Location Redmond, Washington
- Web http://www.angels...
- Bio I know a guy who actually can lick his elbow and now that's all he ever talks about.
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