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andiosho

  1. @thoughtcreating thanks for being good sports x 10:58 AM May 19th via Mobile Web in reply to thoughtcreating
  2. Told a tourist it's tradition to throw coronation chicken at the queen on a jubilee. Is this wrong? 2:22 AM May 19th via Mobile Web
  3. Gawd bless her majesty. 60 years on the throne. That must have been one tricky poo. 2:15 AM May 19th via Mobile Web
  4. Sure fire way to shut a meowing cat up is to meow back it. It'll think, shit, a talking human. 2:06 AM May 19th via Mobile Web
  5. @cara_higgins cheers babes xx 3:06 PM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to cara_higgins
  6. @mrshoward2011 red or dead x 3:05 PM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to mrshoward2011
  7. @ShaftFlyGuy i dunno how big u consider the York region. Check out the webbo to see tour dates xx andiosho.co.uk x 3:02 PM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to ShaftFlyGuy
  8. @Jakemills1 I'm telling you that shit was real. Yes I am. When u about? 3:00 PM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to Jakemills1
  9. @BennettArron better 6:23 AM May 11th via Mobile Web in reply to BennettArron
  10. Haven't been watching The Voice but why is Will.i.am a judge in a singing comp when he just talks on all his records? 6:22 AM May 11th via Mobile Web
  11. @heavenScent6566 its very possible. It is my favourite line x 6:19 AM May 11th via Mobile Web in reply to heavenScent6566
  12. Only men can be haemophiliacs. Women are called Lesbaphiliacs 6:17 AM May 11th via Mobile Web
  13. Ok, but we're absolutely sure thats not just her natural skin colour otherwise this is very awkward #hennesadvert 6:16 AM May 11th via Mobile Web
  14. "@sarah2572: @andiosho Morning any chance of a RT for @hsa1982 's 30th birthday? She's a big fan!" happy birfdee x 6:14 AM May 11th via Mobile Web
  15. H&M have been critisised for an ad thats shows an image of a girl in a holiday destination, in a bikini with a tan. I see 6:12 AM May 11th via Mobile Web
  16. @theSeanPower well looky who it is ;-) #eventhoughsheusesweirdentrance 3:49 PM May 7th via TweetDeck in reply to theSeanPower
  • Name Andi Osho
  • Location Narnia
  • Web http://www.andios...
  • Bio Stand up Comedifier writing jokes, jokes, jokes, bear jokes, penguin jokes... You get the idea. Do sign up to the mailing list BTW, www.andiosho.co.uk
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