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Besides, I still did a better job, young and drunk, than Larry does every night, old and sober.
10:10 AM Jan 25th
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Give it a rest people! Don't sit there and pretend that you've never been drunk while hosting a show on CNN. We've all been there. Right?
9:28 AM Jan 25th
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@ Hey, I'm not a fake.
2:40 PM Jan 20th
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in reply to avermeer
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As far as I know, the only change that we should anticipate _today_ is from the aide who deals with Larry's diapers.
9:11 AM Jan 20th
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I do feel a little bad for Larry. He's gonna miss the ceremony while he takes his afternoon nap. Poor old fella falls asleep all the time.
8:40 AM Jan 20th
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I'd like to take a chance to publicly apologize for Wolf Blitzer. I tried to have them replace him with Kathy this morning, but no luck.
8:08 AM Jan 20th
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I've received word from Twitter that they have brought in reinforcements to help keep things afloat today:
7:24 AM Jan 20th
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@ I vote for @ in the Shorty Awards Finals for because his glasses are huge
5:40 AM Jan 16th
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@ I beg your pardon. There are no tweets here about dicks in _my_ mouth.
8:26 PM Jan 12th
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in reply to pattinichols
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@ You've been following the wrong Anderson. Everyone who's anyone knows that this is where the real action is.
3:26 PM Jan 10th
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in reply to SteveKayser
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I'm disappointed that in all the time I spent in Israel, I never once found Ted Neeley singing "Gethsemane" from the hills. "Whyyyyyyyyyy?"
2:53 PM Jan 9th
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Twitter Poll: When the water from the faucet is too hot, do you turn down the hot water, or turn up the cold?
11:09 AM Jan 8th
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I go to Israel and all hell breaks loose in the USA: @ was hacked? Guppy is gonna be Surgeon General? I was on TheDailyShow?!?
7:06 PM Jan 6th
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To be fair, Kathy was being totally honest. She's never once come to where I work and knocked the dicks out of any _our_ mouths. Ask Erica!
5:30 PM Jan 1st
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I hope The Woz shows up tonight, despite his breakup with KG. He had the crew in stitches last year with his Dobbs impression. Great guy!
11:06 AM Dec 31st, 2008
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@ Clerical error. Apologies. I've had that intern fired and replaced with one that's more attractive.
8:53 PM Dec 18th, 2008
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While meeting Jennifer Connelly yesterday all I could think of was the day Lou reenacted a scene from Requiem for a Dream. Yeah, _that_ one.
6:54 PM Dec 9th, 2008
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@ Yes. I'm real, and I'm _spectacular_.
1:23 PM Dec 5th, 2008
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Dobbs just took a bite out of Wolf's leg after finishing off what remained of Heidi Collins! He's warming up for tomorrow! SEND TRANQUILIZER
9:47 AM Nov 26th, 2008
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@ Happy birthday!
8:16 PM Nov 23rd, 2008
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