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  1. @JoanDefers Just Fuckness and The Sorrow King for now. I'm sure he'll pop up again sometime...
  2. FREE Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever nblo.gs/y8wV1
  3. Entitled Homeless Guy
  4. Intense Flannel Wearing Man
  5. Hot Girls With Fat Potential
  6. Alpha Male Date Rape
  7. Minor Frat Invasion
  8. Bible Rape
  9. These are band names I've come up with tonight:
  10. I just had, like, the best weekend ever.
  11. @CVHunt Deal!
  12. But this sub is really good and apparently "no cheese" just means "take your pick."
  13. Sometimes I wish I were on acid or a heavy narcotic. This "high on life" thing is dubious at best.
  14. Finding someone who has yet to discover the hilarity of Jack Chick is always fun.
  15. @edkemper I don't think you'll have a lot of competition.
  16. @edkemper Ha ha. "Experts" or "excerpts". I'm the only Andersen Prunty Expert.
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  18. Smoking in a nonsmoking bar. That's apocalyptic. That's rollerball. Cook your parents and eat them. You know what what I mean.
  19. Seriously, reality is just a construct. Throw that motherfucker in the trash.