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ijustine
A bird just swooped down and took my sandwich :(
01:22 PM July 15, 2008
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ijustine
Drawing fail whale in the sand
01:15 PM July 08, 2008
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violetblue
No Jesse Helms memorial in Castro. Bastard passed silent as a fart.
04:03 PM July 04, 2008
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drewbeatty
Today my 3 year old was planning house renovations for when Lightning McQueen moves in. McQueen is, for those of you without kids, a car.
06:22 PM June 22, 2008
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wilshipley
The girls in GTA are REALLY needy. Serious turn-off. Teaching me a lot about my own head. I mean, if a PRETEND girl's neediness scares me...
03:44 PM June 14, 2008
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anamariecox
The horse Hillary Clinton picked to win the Ky. Derby yesterday - Eight Belles - came in 2nd. Then had to be euthanized. Not making this up.
08:47 AM May 04, 2008
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trixie360
I just beat the living shit out of a loan shark
07:56 PM April 28, 2008
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trixie360
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (in my pants)
05:11 PM March 31, 2008
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wilw
Just realized my next Tweet will be my 1000th. Now I have major performance anxiety.
04:21 PM March 30, 2008
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BarackObama
is Fired Up!.. And Ready to Go!
05:44 PM January 03, 2008
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FiddleyGomme
Daughter and friend dancing like strippers. Awkward.
11:47 PM December 31, 2007
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suprgirl83
I love flannel sheets <3 I can finally sleep nakie again! Ü_Ü
02:41 AM December 02, 2007
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breesays
Sitting in front of my fireplace listening to the bands play xmas music outside
04:47 PM November 25, 2007
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MitZee
Home Alone: "when I grow up and get married, I'M LIVING ALONE! You hear me?!"
05:57 PM November 22, 2007
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davewiner
Oh my god, today is 11/11/07. Say it out loud!! :-)
09:42 AM November 11, 2007
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DonnaDunn
Rather be eating a donut then driving on one!
09:33 AM November 10, 2007
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MitZee
The Office: "the eyes are the goin of the head."
01:11 PM November 04, 2007
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ijustine
Installing leopard!!!!!!!!!
07:25 PM October 27, 2007
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JaysonKnight
Going to see Squirrel Nut Zippers tonight. A good friend of mine's band is opening for them. Should be a fantastic show!
06:24 PM October 25, 2007
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redsoxcast
The Red Sox are American League Champions.
11:57 PM October 21, 2007
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