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analbeard

  1. Hur hur hur #childish twitter.com/analbeard/stat… about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @DanDKemp noice? It’s absolutely amazing! Probably the most modified e46 on the planet 2:31 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DanDKemp
  3. @DanDKemp thought you might appreciate this vimeo.com/40580249 2:25 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. @daryllayton I love that fact that he’s turned ‘dead posh’ yet talks like that, kinda contradicts itself 12:21 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to daryllayton
  5. @daryllayton good lord. I struggled to read most of that 11:00 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to daryllayton
  6. @DrewLayton it’s some footage of a BM on the Ring, but it a beemer like no other 10:59 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DrewLayton
  7. @daryllayton “gon ded posh sin I left biddle” - my iPhone tried to autocorrect pretty much every word there. Where do you find this shit? 5:04 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
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  9. Part 1 arrives.. twitter.com/analbeard/stat… 3:49 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
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  11. I’ve got that Friday feeling! 9:05 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. @daryllayton takes about a month to kick in fully, but we don’t get any calls now. 7:03 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to daryllayton
  13. @daryllayton you need TPS 6:43 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to daryllayton
  14. Today's breakfast: red grapes/green grapes/raspberries/strawberries/kiwi/cherries/banana/blueberries/raisins & natural yoghurt #fruitaholic 12:10 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. @TheRealRagaboo did you tweet it in a Jamaican accent? 3:31 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheRealRagaboo
  16. 1st one of the year instagr.am/p/LBYbwpNvg-/ 1:19 PM May 24th via Instagram
  17. @DrewLayton too true! 11:47 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DrewLayton
  18. @DrewLayton tumblr_m49p8nV3WP1rt9zy5o1_1280.png 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49p8nV… 4:11 PM May 23rd via Read It Later Pro
  • Name Simon Weald
  • Location East Grinstead, United Kingdom
  • Web http://www.simonw...
  • Bio Big shout out to the partially deaf
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