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AmytheThompson

  1. A line item has been mysteriously added to my budget allocating $100 to my "favorite" child. So I'm giving the cat $100.
  2. All this week, I've been blaming my kids for swiping the animal cookies...until I caught the little hands red-handed. @JDonSOSRadio
  3. "Mom, what's pole dancing?" #YouKnowYouLiveInVegasWhen
  4. I may or may not know someone (ahem @garyonsos) who is reading "The Hungry Games". #ManCardsSurrenderedHere
  5. We got a citation because our old van died too far down on our driveway & partially blocks the sidewalk. Seriously?
  6. No, dear, you may not charge your brother 40% interest.
  7. @WritingFound :-)
  8. If you, as a Christian, actually believe that someone is going to go to hell...then how could you NOT tell them about Christ?
  9. I love it when my son wants to cook lunch. I had never tried a grilled cheese, egg salad smoothie before.
  10. Even in the little things, God never ceases to amaze us. Even in little things like a purple van for which a 3yr old little girl prayed.
  11. Son: Do you think the first teacher to be told that the dog ate the kid's homework believed it?
  12. Elvis is in line in front of me at Walgreens. #YouKnowYouLiveInVegasWhen
  13. I keep passing these road signs warning of Elk grandly posing for the next 5 miles.
  14. This hotel might not be where you want to stop if they advertise that the bed bugs will pull the covers down for you.
  15. @MikeCouchman It helps open the airways & can prevent the need for a full breathing treatment.
  16. @HomeCookMemory Thank you.
  17. Coffee stop for asthma. Because that's how we like to roll.
  18. @Marys1stborn Speaking of...he accepted Christ into his heart last Sunday night. So amazing.
  19. @Marys1stborn It was colon cancer that had metastasized to his lungs & liver.
  20. @Marys1stborn Thank you. It was very sudden. I barely got here before he was completely out of it.